hammancheez

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I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement

same handle on discord

Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / cishet / he/him/bro

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Its fine guys we’re not 10 years out from catastrophic long term disability hitting every major nation at once

Almost 18 Million Adult Americans Have Had Long COVIDwww.sciencealert.com That's 7% of the US population.

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We lost something when Dads stopped clumsily closing their desktop folder marked "GIRLS" retvrn

I’m completely fine with Nigel Farage getting way into method acting and shooting himself in the stomach

ah yes reservoir dogs, in which things famously go great for the characters

I need this

Meanwhile kids still don’t get school meals

Investing a billion dollars to train a model that is 10% better at generating a picture of Garfield with an ak47 and giant cans for the low price of boiling an entire lake www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...

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They will adopt it the same day they do another kneeling in Congress wearing African themed scarves photo op

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Yooberz 🍤

Michelle Obama will save us

The Biden Electability Dam has so many holes in it its being compared to Trump’s denial he raped kids. “The three lawmakers serve in top Democratic positions on the Oversight, Joint Economic and Intelligence committees, respectively.”

Four more Democrats in Congress call for Biden to step aside in the 2024 racewww.nbcnews.com The new calls come from lawmakers who hold top Democratic positions on key congressional committees.

Any politician who votes to roll back the MMR vaccine should be personally liable for the ER bills from the infants who will suffer and die

Most Americans don’t think about measles because vaccination had largely eliminated the scourge from the U.S. in 2000. But many Americans who survived measles as children never forgot how sick they were. These are some of their stories.

Isolation, extreme fatigue, lingering misery: What it’s like to survive measleswww.washingtonpost.com Measles is back, after vaccination largely eliminated it from the United States. Survivors describe having one of the most contagious diseases on Earth.

Schadenfreude more like LePenishardlol

Margots and Yves-Henris crying right now

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pool boy bitch

Thats goin on the old linkedin

Le Pen (through huge honking sobs) : we were s-so close to achieving my p-papa’s dream of massacring immigrants and leaving the European U-huhuhuhunion

Quit sharing that picture of Marie La Pen crying! She won’t see it but your friends and family who are horrible fucking loser racists will

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Brooke Binkowski

It kills babies! What the fuck are we doing

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bunny

Bavarian christofascist cosplay chic

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🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone

audiobook will have 'with arms wide open' by creed playing in the background

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Father Jim's Flapjacks

AM I WRONG

yea im pretty good at stellaris

the entirety of Project 2025 was written in Stephen Miller's goon cave and was only 900 pages because they got dehydrated from edging and had to stop on the advice of physicians

Project 2025 is the kind of mary sue fanfic we would have got from Stephanie Meyers if she’d been more into the 14 words than getting fucked by vampires

Macron *cold sweating* : this left wing turnout was my plan all along haha i knew it was gonna be fine haha

Project 2025 is the kind of mary sue fanfic we would have got from Stephanie Meyers if she’d been more into the 14 words than getting fucked by vampires

“Leo agreed to be interviewed on the condition that ProPublica not ask questions about his financial activities or relationships with Supreme Court justices.” “That’s not theocracy […] That’s just natural law. That’s just the natural order of things. It’s how we and the world are wired.”

We Don’t Talk About Leonard: The Man Behind the Right’s Supreme Court Supermajoritywww.propublica.org The inside story of how Leonard Leo built a machine that remade the American legal system — and what he plans to do next.

The Second Gentleman will always sound like a Netflix reality show about that happens to dating show runners up

Doug Emhoff has COVID but VP Kamala Harris has tested negative and is asymptomatic, according to the Office of the Second Gentleman.

Website absolutely dominated by One Piece fanfic

Starting a macro-blogging website where posts must be minimum 10,000 words

But they’re NOT

the corgi from cowboy bebop

Handcream is so petit bourgeoise real leftists use coal dust mixed with pond water

Guys they don’t read the comments they just filter it via ai and if the number of occurrences of “fuck yourself” is over the metric established by the assistant vice president for social media they leave its all very rational We have more condensed vitriol but its a numbers game

Wow. @nytimes.com has closed their Threads account and left the platform after days of getting just shredded in the replies for their handling of Biden post debate. Now they're getting dog piled on Instagram for running from Threads.

Both experiences will kill you but only one will feel pleasant

Not exaggerating when I say I would rather overdose on fentanyl a hundred times before watching this.

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the corgi from cowboy bebop

For me Its 3 parts politics 2 parts ur mum jokes I call that a balanced diet

Well now I cant stop