Hunter Walker: Imagine how cool it would be to one day vote for someone who has never played golf and thinks it sucks

Imagine how cool it would be to one day vote for someone who has never played golf and thinks it sucks

find me a photo of bernie sanders on a golf course. doesn't exist!

Well, he's probably not welcome at a lot of country clubs

Here’s one! Okay, it looks like a bad Photoshop, but still: www.google.com/amp/s/www.go...

Let's assess the 2020 Democratic candidates on the all-important golf issuewww.google.com We all know President Trump's fondness for golf, but here's a look at the golf résumés of this year's Democratic Presidential candidates

Maybe a disc golfer bc that would piss off the golfers so much.

Damn, I’m so close. Unfortunately, I have played golf and that’s how I know for a fact it sucks.

Also, religious. Trump panders, but would like to see someone who isn’t big on religion

Came here to say that. An agnostic would be so refreshing.

Or someone under 60? Or even under 70?

Can you not remember Obama?

Seems so long ago.

I'd like a Democrat under 60.

I played it once to confirm it sucks. It’s a game for people with too much time and money, too little creativity and imagination.

"My golf game is fine, pal. Let's see you ride a bike."

🙏

Biden's response to Trump's talking about his golf score should have been a condescending golf clap.

Offended by this! :)

My fucking dream candidate

Does mini-golf count?

No mini golf is cool and fun

It's like a walk in a tiny park only occasionally you'll run into King Kong and Godzilla but they're friend-sized

What about disc golf?

We'll need to ask rincewind.run if Sir Pterry would deign to muck about with politicians

rincewind.run

Truly the dream.

I’d even be good with someone who tried it and thinks it’s bad

Ooh this is a fun reason to stay alive out of spite

Vote for me.

One can only hope

Don't tempt me with a good time

This feels like a 2032 thing, I think.

Sorry, I'm still not running. For anything.

Imagine how cool it would be to vote for someone who loves bowling? Or loves an excellent free national health service? And yeah, nobody has to like golf to be a decent human being, but if they can't be moved and thrilled by a tight final day of the Ryder Cup, they have no heart.

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