Jake i (nephew crawling arc) 🇵🇸 ✡️: its okay everyone, for the first time ever, my mom settled the debate

its okay everyone, for the first time ever, my mom settled the debate

“Now I have a machine gun. Nun. Gimel. Hey.”

lmfaooo “Yippy Chi Hay Motherfuckers”

The villain is LITERALLY AN EVIL GERMAN MAN it works so well

And looking good while prematurely balding is very Jewish-coded

constantly complaining while 100% angrily-obligated to torture yourself for your family? also Jewish-coded

Also what other movie has the word "bubbe" so prominently featured

Come out to the coast, have a few latkes...

"And though the gun had but one bullet, John McClane fired 8 shots."

McClane only had enough bullets to ventilate 10 terrorists, and miraculously shot up 80.

Your Mom sincerely deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for this.

More so than other IRL Nobel Peace Prize winners.

I am screen shotting two versions of this - one with your name and one without (for instances where ass-hats might otherwise decide to attack you) and saving it for all eternity as a response to this movie being an xmas movie. If you're not okay with this, let me know and I will delete my saves.

I think my mom already took this from somewhere else tbh so go for it

I... I have no counter argument and concede the point.

She's NOT Wrong

The take I like is, it's about sneaking around a tower avoiding Alan Rickman, so it's a Harry Potter movie.

Macc-a-bee-ay motherfucker is that anything

So it's a Holiday movie, a soldier in the War on Christmas.

Thank goodness we have that sorted.

Fair 'nuff

This is blowing my mind. My mind is blown.

Lol, I'm screenshotting this to post on my FB. and I thought I was elaborate in my alt-text.

"Are twinkies essentially latkes?" new greatest thread in the history of DieHard forums...

I ain’t gonna argue

Brilliant. I love it.

And I mean that one coked-out guy does call Hans “Bubbe,” soooooo

She’s right and she should say it

Nice hannukiah

Damn, she's right.

Im not gonna argue with her 😆

cc: @bryandroth.bsky.social

Almost no man-things know story of Hannukah... Doesn't play-play on televisions! Almost all man-things know story of Christmas where fat-fat man-thing in red suit flies with deer-things so that chain stores can make more-more money... True-true spirit of Christmas!

If it was a Hannukah movie it would have released between the last week of November and the first week of January (depending on the year)

Why not both? Holiday movie for everyone.

That's air tight

Works for me.

🤣🤣🤣

Literally nobody argues that die hard ISNT a Christmas movie. People who don’t watch die hard don’t care. At all.

Not so fast. Hans Gruber's group was like a dozen dudes vs the entire United States government. They were only ever going to destroy stuff, grab the loot and run. That's a Viking raid. It is clearly therefore dedicated to the neopagan Yule celebration.

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