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threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey

skillet queso connoisseur

folgers incest commercial expert

He/Him

"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online

“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top

i got called tyler once. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him

CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6

Internet stuff for Private Eye ⚡️ Indie landfill at bigslicemusic.com 🎧 All views my nans

linktr.ee/davemacleod

Writer of Novels & Comics & Jokes & Bios.
Virginia (for now) | https://linktr.ee/crockettforreal

An unofficial bot of the Guardian (World).

RSS: https://www.theguardian.com/world/rss
code: https://gitlab.com/tmaehara/bluesky-newsbots
maintainer: @tmaehara.bsky.social

I invented reuben pizza and was the first guy to notice the -Dick jokes in Moby-Dick. Because of this they made me a professor. I wrote a book about Gilded Age literature: bit.ly/NotQuiteHope

Recording engineer who plays poker and billiards and eats like a Viking

Swish swish motherfucker.
AuDHD,
Part of the alphabet mafia 🏳️‍🌈, novice egg-chaser 🏉, and scuba diver 🤿. London, UK.

Antifa goat dairy and beer garden in Field Store (Houston) Texas. We make cheese and trouble.

Buy stuff: https://blueheronfarmcajeta.com/

Biology professor at the University of Washington.

I study how information flows in biology, science, and society.

I wrote a book: *Calling Bullshit*: http://tinyurl.com/fdcuvd7b

I love ravens and crows: https://tinyurl.com/mr2n5ymk

he/him

cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy.

whatatimepod.com

Extremely online internet gremlin & comedy content creator 🥄💜 @roxiqt on Twitter & TikTok 🦝 http://linktr.ee/roxiqt ✨

poorly drawing cats since 2016

the headlights are too damn bright

1. Writer (https://www.adamsharp.me/)
2. Obsessed with lists
3. COMMON PEOPLE
4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS
5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (http://geni.us/yDxa)

Not small, not thin. Also, not a dog.

Things are terrible


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Broken hipster. Sé/é. Bass and synths and hauntronica:
https://linktr.ee/Flangecircus

Daily musings from the author of Wide Sargasso Sea, Good Morning, Midnight etc. "If I could choose, I would rather be happy than write." Dead since 1979.

Mostly photos of wildlife, otherwise an eclectic mix of this and that, from here and there...

the worm in my brain honours the worm in yours.

zen buddhist

Starring in alphabetical order, Yodellin' Zeke, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty & Ernest Borgnine. Erstwhile Dubliner now in Yorkshire. Lead singer of Beastie Girls, Geto Boyz & Napalm Death. Pube = pub in my religion.

Journalist at the Guardian.

Journalist & Author.
Big fan of cheese and cults.

Snarky history. Hideous French battleships. Handcrafted nonsense.

Storyteller.
Shed dweller.
Witch.
(she/they)

Vapid Response Unit. Writer. Tech columnist for @HTSI. Rapidly ageing musician. Play with Scritti Politti, Kenny Process Team, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim.

Oh god not again

Artist, animator, utter nonsense. Don't believe a word except when I'm being serious. Did that gif once, those noseflags and other stuff.
HappyToast.co.uk
patreon.com/HappyToast
redbubble.com/people/HappyToast/explore
https://ko-fi.com/happytoast

Writer. The Christie Quintet that got on some people’s tits. Dublin Murders. A Very British Scandal. Coming soon: The Sixth Commandment.

Absolute state, complete mess, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a she/her of mayhem.

a carcosa-based lifeform.

@EwaSR on twitter

I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early

These are not the skeets you are looking for

The argument lady from Twitter

KatyMontgomerie.com

Rosacea advocate and skin positivity campaigner
I'll probably use this even less than Threads

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UK Voice-Over Artist: yaketyyakvoices BBC~ITV~CBeebies~Ch4~5

http://www.yaketyyak.co.uk/artists/jayne-sharp

Burkey with the good hair. My woke take brings all the c*n*s to the yard. Profile pic by Nancy fancy pants

This is the last rad lude I’m ever going to take, I mean it.
🌱

Cat pics, tech, ranting. Sweary.

I’ve got headlights on my crocs

Sitting here not reaching my full potential

🇳🇱 via 🇵🇱 and 🇿🇦

https://www.bodegacats.nyc

Not a cobbler, don't own a key cutter

N is for NEVILLE who died of ennui / Goes by HER and also by SHE 🇵🇸

I just can't help believing, though believing sees me cursed
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Queer fat neurodivergent cat lady hangs out in the West Midlands (via NI) in a series of ridiculous outfits. Parodius enthusiast. No terfs/swerfs. She/her
https://instagram.com/fatlassshrugged

This is a Sheamie Stan Account. Accept no substitutes.

Sheamie for President.

SHE'S HERE, SHE'S THERE, SHE'S EVERY-FKN-WHERE, ORBETTTEEE, ORBETTTEEEE