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The cross-examination of Michael Cohen begins: TODD BLANCHE: On April 23 you went on TikTok and called me a "crying little shit." COHEN: That sounds like something I would say. (Prosecution objects, judge sustains, exchange stricken.)(via Kyle Cheney, everybody)
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It is a mark of the times that I genuinely wasn’t sure whether this is parody or reality.
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blanche: on may fifth you said and i quote todd blanche blows goats for quarters and then posted this picture of a goat, presumably, that i had blown cohen: yeah i remember that
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Cohen: "Jingle the change in your pocket so the jury knows how good you are at it."
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why would you even bring this up
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They are not good lawyers
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no they’re not, was he expecting cohen to lie about it?
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I think he was just sore and venting about it. You get the lawyering you pay for.
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it’s so funny though that cohen basically just said “yes” and the prosecution shut the line of questioning down before it could even go anywhere, something he should have expected
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If defense wants to establish that witness is a pottymouthed asshat, I think everyone present would gladly concede the point
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Or try to walk it back or something like that to make him seem deceptive. Cohen probably needs to own the "yeah I'm an asshole, that's why Trump relied on me" angle. It'd probably make him seem more believable.
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Lol live shot of Trump's attorneys:
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When you refuse to pay 'em this is what you end up with.
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No, they're angling to have the entire trial thrown in a mistrial. Pulling up stuff like this gives them ammo to use as a grievance for the judge allowing a combative witness.
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It doesn’t though. Cohen is a necessary witness and that’s not grounds for a mistrial. Pretty terrible lawyering if that’s the point.
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It doesn't matter, their play is to throw the trial enough that they can guarantee a series of appeals all the way to the sycophants in the SCOTUS. They'll likely try and take it all the way to the NY supreme court, then ask for the federal supreme court to weigh in, even if its unconstitutional
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They’re in New York Supreme Court now, and SCOTUS can’t declare mistrials in state court. Hard to see any angle of appeal to SCOTUS anyway.
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Because DJT wants them to bring it up. There have been very, very little material defense of their client throughout this entire trial; the cross examination of all these witnesses has become this giant checklist of airing out all of Trump's personal grievances with them.
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I keep MSNBC on in the background during the day while I'm working, and I can tell even from casually listening to their analysis that Trump is having his lawyers air out his personal & political grievances instead of putting up an actual defense. They plan to "win" on appeal, not with the jury.
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Yes, I read this last night, and I agree with every single word of this. Trump's insistence on what his lawyers must argue with and pick apart has turned this trial into something that it really did NOT have to be.
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The facts of the prosecution aren't actually all that strong, it really is a he said/she said sort of case, but they've spent so much time nitpicking at what he PERSONALLY doesn't like about every witness's testimony that they're letting an otherwise limp case waddle through right in front of them.
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Good piece. Love that Trumps the one (of course) mucking it up.
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To make him look like a bad witness?
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I am impressed Cohen did not reply "Would you like me to repeat that under oath? I'd be glad to." I mean, I know *I'd* be tempted. I'd try to resist, too, of course, but when someone pitches you one right over the plate like that...
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True, Mr. Blanche. I was stating the obvious.
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😂 One of my favorite trial experiences ever was introducing into evidence harassing text messages from the opposing party to my client which included slurs and rants directed at me, the judge, and his own lawyer. The death stares that darted around the room for the rest of the day were epic.
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Todd Blanche under his breath: "Don't do the voice..."
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The only thing that would have been better is if Cohen had said "I don't recall if I said it, but I was certainly thinking it."
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"That sounds accurate" would have been a better reply
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“I called the gentleman an ass it is true…“
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Lawyers making the questioning of witnesses in front of the jury personal are usually harming their case.
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I was once a witness against the police in a case of a violent cop against a Black motorist. After I testified, the defense attorney for the motorist told me I said something harmful to the case.
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But the Cook County assistant state's attorney was so focused on being an asshole to me for testifying against the cop that he buried tge piece of my testimony that would have helped his case.
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"Res ipsa loquitur, your honor."
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A moment in the record, a lifetime in our hearts
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did he think he could shame him?? 😭😭
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Ah, the majesty and dignity of the American legal system.
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Okay that's toothpaste that definitely isn't going back in the tube
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Cohen: Are you trying to prove my point, Todd?
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Holy shit this is real?
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it has to be, everything else he’s posted about this trial has been
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Outlawyered by a sleazeball fixer!