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Hunter Biden having A Moment is so weird to me, because whatever you think of his personal failures, they seem pretty indistinguishable from those of your one uncle who can't quite get his act together
everything I know about Hunter Biden I have learned against my will
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obviously I don't know the man--he could be a jerk! but so could your uncle, for that matter.
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He seems like a nice guy who makes bad choices! But they’re all normal bad choices!
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in a more just world he would just get to be the family loser in private
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whenever a new "Hunter Biden Did Something Not So Nice" story drops, I'm just like... ok. sounds like my cousin Robert, tbh.
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Seriously. He would get the heavy sighs and side glances from disapproving elders, and the younger kids would think he's cool for all the fun irresponsible shit he gets up to.
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and none of it affects US at ALL this isn’t like how it was a matter of national security to keep tabs on Ivanka
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100%! Like, yes, I get that every presidential relative is a potential risk in the sense that anyone in power having a relative get kidnapped (or whatever) could be a risk. ... but Hunter isn't trying to do top secret stuff or interfere with government decisions.
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I don't know why I keep expecting decency--or even its close relative, embarrassment--from the people pushing these stories. but gosh... we all know someone who's struggled with substance use, and the sidecar of poor risk assessment. empathy shouldn't be so scanty!
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But if it's not you/your child, scorn is clearly the conservative response. We've had it in our family a few times and it's BRUTAL. I don't get it. I'm a shy loner who doesn't know how to approach people but I at least know better than to talk out the side of my mouth about people in front of me.
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he is LITERALLY just Some Guy
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lol okay i know this is juvenile but you made me think of that scene in wayne's world 2 where rob lowe is showing off by ordering takeout in chinese, and wayne says "i'll have the cream of sum yung gai"
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He's America's weed cousin.
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In a more just world there would be rehab beds for all the Hunter Bidens and not just the rich ones
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It is as if no one remembers Billy Carter. Now *there* was a cursed fuck-up of a presidential family member. And such a sweet fuck-up he was.
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Attacking Hunter has the opposite effect on normies than the one these Republican ratfuckers want. Too many people have their own family fuckups. It's so telling that they make fun of Joe Biden for telling his son he loves him.
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People can't choose their family and stuff goes wrong as often as it goes right. The fetishization of this whole thing is heartbreaking for everyone. Dating myself a lot here, but can you imagine what the whole Billy Carter thing would have been like if social media existed in the 70s?
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Yep. My uncle died of his, in calamity and woe. It's not remotely an uncommon thing and says little about anyone else in the family.
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I'm so sorry, Seth. it's really hard, trying to get your life right.
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Yeah, he was the baby brother and never escaped the stuff he got into in jr high.
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Same! Actually, that side of the family was mostly a disaster and anyone remotely having their act together was viewed with suspicion.
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The Trump kids are way bigger failures and national security risks.
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I wish that the Dems would pull a turnabout and start investigating them.
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I like telling people my uncle got banned from Fox News for being too racist and antisemitic and watching their eyes become the size of dinner plates
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I don't know what to say wowowow!!!!!
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dude. lmao. when we go out for beers I gotta tell you this whole story. BUCKLE UP
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i am rubbing my temples and going to bed
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Yep. He went through a massive trauma as a kid and has suffered from the results ever since, maybe is kinda a fuckup, but his family loves him. There are so many folks with basically the same story.
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I mean, that one uncle also Has Moments, that's why it's so frustrating he can't string them into his act being together.
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My little brother without the gun, laptop or dIck pics (thank GOD)
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(he did end up getting his act together, btw)
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excuse me i am the uncle who can't get his act together in my family, and thus far i've stayed away from crack.
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Assuming the jury will acquit. The charges are pretty thin and the smoking gun, er, isn’t in evidence.
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this is my hope--and that he can find a way toward peace apart from all the scrutiny.
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Yeah it really upsets me that republicans keep bringing naked pictures of him onto the house floor. And that somehow so many adults don’t think twice about it. This is all they want to do with power, embarrass and destroy.