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Matthew

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Husband of one & father of five , at times I'll Photoshop stuff. He/Him
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doing phrenology on my shit in the toilet and then shaking my head and flushing it
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empty ur sac for kamala our next president and queen bee i love my new cop prez ahahaha
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A sweaty 🥵 update: 💖🏩💖 Thanks to a kind and generous community, we have raised $11,442.17 (CA 3107.99 & Venmo 8334.18) With those funds we were able to get 41 humans (including BIPOC, disabled, elderly, pregnant, children), 14 dogs, and 1 cat set-up in hotels for 2-7 nights depending needs. 1/2
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This is a picture of a newly discovered pool never seen before by human eyes 700 ft deep in Lechuguilla Cave a part of Carlsbad National Park here in New Mexico
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I played D&D with some friends the other night and we all rolled our stats. I rolled fives across the board. I asked for a reroll and the DM said “No respec!” “I don’t get no respec?!” I asked. “No, you don’t get no respec.” No respect, I tell ya!
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I had a fishnet bra, once, but after a dolphin got caught in it, I decided I’d free both it and my tits.
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they call them taste buds bc they're friends
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Kamala Harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: “And if you're gonna quit, I don't give a shit. What the fuck, I'm a Mack truck. Are you gonna give up like a bitch, Or JUMP THE FUCK UP?”
kamala harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: "I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos that claimed that he was OGT, back from '92, from the first EP."
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Kamala Harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: “The body of Christ looked unto me. A preacher with cock in his hand. He wants you to suck off the Holy Ghost. And swallow the sins of man. ”
Kamala Harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: “And if you're gonna quit, I don't give a shit. What the fuck, I'm a Mack truck. Are you gonna give up like a bitch, Or JUMP THE FUCK UP?”
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Alright Tesla haters, the truth hurts and you need to know that the Cybertruck looks pretty cool if you do this one weird trick
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Alright Tesla haters, the truth hurts and you need to know that the Cybertruck looks pretty cool if you do this one weird trick
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Some of you think we just fell out of a coconut tree
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I think Joe Biden should step down and allow Dianne Feinstein to run instead
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eBay jackets and hats
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We're the last Conjurers of the Cherokee Nation. Trying to preserve our Native American Magic Culture. If you like our work, please help support it www.paypal.me/JeramyNeugin cash.app/$lostcitymagic
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Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
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I just think it's amazing how we let covid rip to make sure the economy didn't collapse and now the economy is collapsing, good job grown-ups you did it
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Made this randomly the other night for a comrade that loves Neutral Milk Hotel and Weezer.
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Emoji are so weird. Emoji are just like "what if Wing Dings was good, actually"
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would it be weirder if joe biden got trump pregnant or the other way around
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I feel like the easiest entry to "praxis" is joining, or forming a (labor) union. If your workplace isn't unionized, start talking to your coworkers, and reach out to unions in your industry/profession.
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Rad sticker spotted in Kenton.
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Still at $157. I understand lots of people need money and I hate ebegging but I shouldn't have to go $1077 in debt so I can keep my doggo healthy and free of pain but here we are. Even $5 every once in awhile really adds up. Helping with payments is all I ask. #MutualAid cash.app/$Captainmurp...