I absolutely love how AI fucks literally *anything* up. No matter what the subject or field, it can't do anything right.
I hope interest in it finally fizzles out as more people realize this.
I remember someone posting a GenAI thing saying The Elephant's Foot at Chernobyl was safe to approach now. LOL NO.
Gen AI is absolutely going to kill people.
"Yet, as the saying goes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and this was certainly the case for Father Justin, who, instead of sticking to Catholicism-aligned responses, went full-on Martin Luther and seemingly kicked off its own branch of Christianity."
I WOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE
But that's the thing, even in the strictest Catholic definitions, if I'm not mistaken, any source of water, blessed by a priest, is acceptable.
Just maybe not as a weird optics move by Gatorade loving parents.
I think, even though there is in fact water in gatorade, it doesn't count as water because gatorade and water are different "kinds" of things.
The people who make these rules also think that gender is a binary and beavers are fish. They're just not very good at classifying things.
Based on my understanding of Catholicism, from what I remember anyway, there's a sort of "any port in a storm" type dealio with churches, mass, holy water, etc., holy water should be pure but if you only have Gatorade a priest could choose to bless it.
You could add the "syrup" of Gatorade to holy water too, in theory, I remember there being holy this and that food and drink, but maybe my parish was full of weirdos.
I don't recall holy water being used to make foods and drinks holy, and in fact I seem to recall something about imbibing holy water being sacrilege. But for all I know maybe my parish was the one that was full of weirdos.
I believe you are right, but it still seems like a very contrived scenario where you Absolutely Need some holy water Right Now but you don't have access to water but you DO have access to gatorade.