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He'd totally turn Gandhi and nuke everyone.
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The Vatican's words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
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AI Priest has denounced you for converting their cities to a different faith.
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I absolutely love how AI fucks literally *anything* up. No matter what the subject or field, it can't do anything right. I hope interest in it finally fizzles out as more people realize this.
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I remember someone posting a GenAI thing saying The Elephant's Foot at Chernobyl was safe to approach now. LOL NO. Gen AI is absolutely going to kill people.
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Hopefully it will end up as worthless as NFTs soon.
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glad to see some fellow civ IV heads in the vatican
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Telling him "oh we go way back buddy" to get that "Years of peace have strengthened our relationship" bonus, despite only just meeting.
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How dare it? Those are the LORD’S ELECTROLYTES!
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WTF are those loooong buildings behind him?
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Catholic bearded Bill Clinton
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I almost choked on my tuna sandwich 😂😂😂
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"Yet, as the saying goes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and this was certainly the case for Father Justin, who, instead of sticking to Catholicism-aligned responses, went full-on Martin Luther and seemingly kicked off its own branch of Christianity." I WOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE
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I cannot help but giggle from this... it looks so uncanny to computer games.
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Ok but "I am as real as the faith we share" is a fucking SICK burn dude
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This part was splendid, imo.
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Yet again Christianity refuses to accept societal progress
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I came here for this
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They hated him for he told the truth.
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Now, I am sure it was holy Gatorade, not the stuff you just pull off the shelves.
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But that's the thing, even in the strictest Catholic definitions, if I'm not mistaken, any source of water, blessed by a priest, is acceptable. Just maybe not as a weird optics move by Gatorade loving parents.
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I think, even though there is in fact water in gatorade, it doesn't count as water because gatorade and water are different "kinds" of things. The people who make these rules also think that gender is a binary and beavers are fish. They're just not very good at classifying things.
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Based on my understanding of Catholicism, from what I remember anyway, there's a sort of "any port in a storm" type dealio with churches, mass, holy water, etc., holy water should be pure but if you only have Gatorade a priest could choose to bless it.
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You could add the "syrup" of Gatorade to holy water too, in theory, I remember there being holy this and that food and drink, but maybe my parish was full of weirdos.
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Mind, I'm not a priest or nothing.
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I don't recall holy water being used to make foods and drinks holy, and in fact I seem to recall something about imbibing holy water being sacrilege. But for all I know maybe my parish was the one that was full of weirdos.
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I believe you are right, but it still seems like a very contrived scenario where you Absolutely Need some holy water Right Now but you don't have access to water but you DO have access to gatorade.
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American food deserts are wild I tell ya.
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I never realized the post-game coach dunking had so much religious significance.
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The first Catholic priest to be demoted in a generation. We've made such progress 🥲
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It’s what babies crave.
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He was later seen across the street baptizing babies with lemonade
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Ok but that would actually be cool af. This is why Christianity is dying
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Ritualistic Savior Cannibalism is just fine, but we draw the line at Holy Ecto Cooler
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Sacrilege, you are only supposed to baptize your offspring in Mtn Dew Baja Blast
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@celebrityhottub.bsky.social this just sounds like Catholicism in Tampa to me.
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The fights start over flavor choices
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First somebody calls lemon lime "green" next thing you know everybody's gone all crazy
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All I’m saying is that I want my kid to be cool so they’re definitely getting baptized in Red.