Colin McMillen: lmao Google's AI is eating itself already -- telling you how much glue to put on pizza, citing a @katienotopoulos.bsky.social Business Insider article about Google's AI telling people to put glue on pizza

lmao Google's AI is eating itself already -- telling you how much glue to put on pizza, citing a @katienotopoulos.bsky.social Business Insider article about Google's AI telling people to put glue on pizza

free idea: chrome extension that replaces the text "AI Overview" with something like this

we did it, fam

haha this is even better

Our girl @juicysteak117.gay recommends how much glue now

NO GLUE AT ALL

You're famous! Don't forget us li'l guys! XD XD XD

"As first flagged on Bluesky by a user named Colin McMillen" These new kids don't even know about your memegen fame. 😂 futurism.com/google-ai-gl...

Google Helpless to Stop Its AI From Recommending Glue on Pizzafuturism.com As of this week, Google's AI was still telling people to put glue on pizza — and in the process, it misrepresented a journalist's work.

manually editing results to have fun answers instead of lies feels like it defeats the point of the product they're trying to sell, but what do I know

that isn't the overview thing it's just the normal best result thing

It’s a gluouborous of pizza

@gretchenmcc.bsky.social: today in "your capacity for language creativity REGRETTABLY MIGHT enable you to understand words that have never been said before in the entirety of human history" news: ^

So Google is now that wikipedia editor who won't let an actual scientist or author change their own name or their biographical information because they need an external reference... except so much worse.

More like the Wikipedia thing where: * editor adds uncited "fact" to article * "legitimate" news source repeats it without independent verification or citing Wikipedia * other Wikipedia editor requests citation for "fact" * said news source is used as citation for "fact" Except it's automated now!

xkcd.com/978/ Relevant xkcd

Citogenesisxkcd.com

Inherent, inevitable flaw of these systems, hence my suggestion bsky.app/profile/karl...

A terminology proposal:

I love this honestly because it means we can seed the AI with intentional sarcasm and lies and make it worse and worse until they have to manually clean the data or admit that it is worthless

Two and a half week cycle. One data point -- I'm curious how else to measure this rate of spewing bullshit, redijesting its own bullshit and then spewing new and improved bullshit -- need to figure out how else to measure this bsky.app/profile/josh...

First Google recommends using paste to make the cheese stick on pizza based off some shit post probably, so this person makes a pizza with paste for a post on Business Insider and I am excited to see what happens when this gets run through the cycle again www.businessinsider.com/google-ai-gl...

Google AI said to put glue in pizza — so I made a pizza with glue and ate itwww.businessinsider.com Google's AI Overviews suggested adding glue to pizza sauce. I tried it. And ate it. Here's what all this tells us about the future of the web.

@zitron.bsky.social Habsburg AI

We are like a few weeks from Google answering all math problems with "69 (lol)" using AI instead of using 1/10,000th the electricity to just calculate 2+2=4.

big "if elon musk invented wolframalpha" energy

SMH everyone would rather just dump on AI than put some glue on pizza to see if it’s actually good

This will only make @katienotopoulos.bsky.social stronger. God help us all

I've been calling it the anti-singularity. Instead of each advance in AI being useful for making a better AI, each advance in AI makes it harder to make AI than before we started.

would she be able to sue them for attributing it to her

ourobourohshit

Moving from “AI Overview” to “AI Ouroboros”?

AI sucking it's own digital dick and auto erotically asphyxiating gagging on it.

I can't help but think that this was preceded by some high-ranking Google mook shaking his fist and shouting, "Curse you, Katie Notopoulous! You'll never sell pizzas in this town again!"

Google hass been doing it for a while now. This one cites a TikTok, that ridicules this very result

I thought they quietly turned that shit off for a while out of embarrassment?

apparently they're back! and it's going great

Yeah I didn't think it would be gone for good, they must have invested a fortune in the infrastructure for it.

Maybe Google search is just transitioning to a completely glue centric search model?

Oh this is too glorious!

Also like...did anyone LOOK at the linked profile? That ain't her, that's a fake zucc profile lol

Thanks to AI I will now file a patent for a safe consumable glue that can be used to hold cheeze on a pizza. Perhaps a pizza franchise already did.

Hapsburg AI

isn't that what they do on commercials?

lmaooooooo

gray goo, but it's data en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_goo

Gray goo - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

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