Mike H

Mike H

@mhbach97.bsky.social

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Husband, father, dog dad. Virginia Submarines. Go Navy / Huskies / SeaHawks / Sounders / Mariners!!! Super interested in crypto so please DM me and offer to teach me all about it.

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😂😂😂😂

"What do you mean by 'you tubers'"

I had dinner in the hotel tonight and I think I adopted this dog, who knows that I give the bestest chin rubs and back scratches. Or… she just wanted my food

Waffle House?

I wish all 200 Florida Panthers fans a triumphant parade through the parking lots and chain restaurants that are the only other thing within 20 miles of that arena.

@mjmoser.bsky.social As a Seattle Mariners fan who lives in Maryland, I am asking the O’s to please beat Houston. Thanks much!

Beautiful

Eagle…

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I put tennis balls out on the patio to see if the baby raccoons would play with them and...

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Looking at something different this evening: NGC 6888, the Crescent Nebula 🔭 🧪 About 5,000 light years away from us, this nebula is ~25 light years across and is made of heated gas expelled from and then lit up by the massive star at its center

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Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals is on Monday in Florida. If Florida loses, they officially choke a 3-0 series lead, lose game 7 at home, and lose the Stanley Cup Final for the second year in a row. If Edmonton wins, it's the first time a Canadian team wins the Cup in 30 years. You should watch.

This. Is. Me. My wife is the chef/cook for 99/100 meals in our house. I try to do the dishes as much as possible. I ALWAYS forget about the damn pots and pans behind me. And there are a lot of them😂

That moment when you finish all the dishes, turn around, and realize you forgot all the pots and pans on the stove.

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Watch Reggie Jackson speak absolute unfiltered truth tonight - I watched it twice. He isn't romanticizing shit - just jaw dropping.

Full Reggie Jackson answer to Arod's question about returning to Rickwood Field.old.reddit.com Posted in r/baseball by u/Stock412 • 4,147 points and 367 comments

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Her: You sure love to beat people over the head with your vocabulary, don’t you? Me: I think the word you’re looking for is “bludgeon.”

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Louisiana lawmakers are forcing schools to display Ten Commandments that neither they nor those voting for them have any intention of following.

Could politicians please read the Constitution (and the amendments!) before they do stupid shit like this??? Is that asking too much? Idiots. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/...

Louisiana requires Ten Commandments to be displayed in public classroomswww.washingtonpost.com Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry (R) signed legislation Wednesday that requires every public classroom in the state to display the Ten Commandments.

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sry but moving forward I'll be saying "this is going to ruin the tour" anytime I experience the slightest inconvenience

Maybe don’t drink and drive if you are that worried about the world tour? Just a thought

Hahahahahhaa FUCK Justin Timberlake

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you want me to work and play nice with others you don’t want me to be drunk at work please pick a goddamn lane

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Finally I will be remember tornado watch vs. tornado warning. I am not joking. This legitimately helps.

hmmm. Maybe the trick is to look at the END of each word? CH = a CHance of a tornado NG = NNNgGGGggggg I'm dying in a tornado

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If you're asking "when did The Boys get woke" or "when did Star Wars get woke" or "when did Star Trek get woke" or "when did Doctor Who get woke" or "when did X-Men get woke" it might be time to face facts: you don't have the basic mental capacity to be able to handle watching TV or movies.

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i know people are always like "just block and ignore the weird freaks on here" but when i do occasionally blow one of them up it's as a warning to the rest of them. heads on pikes in front of the gates. there is nothing for you here except my wrath

Lies!

I don't believe you

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I can't remember a tech campaign this relentless.

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Hahahahahhaa FUCK Justin Timberlake

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"I'm the baby now, milk please"

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If I text you 🚫🎡 that means I think it’s unfair

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if you want to destroy my cybertruckkk mist it lightly as i drive awayyyy

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Remember that time that I forgot the phrase “doing dishes” while talking to a friend and called it “sink laundry” I’m in therapy now

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I know that opening my current draft and then playing Spelling Bee for 15 minutes doesn't actually get words onto the page, and yet somehow hope springs eternal.

This is 48. Narrator - At the moment his back hurts like hell. Like a dumb ass he is trying to learn how to deadlift and his back just reacted angrily. Getting old sucks.

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Always wanted to get into an IKEA display bed, 2 days ago I got into one and pulled the duvet all the way up. Stayed there for 20 minutes until I was told to move. Most comfortable bed ever.

You just write it off

Not quite what you're asking, but related.... We've previously written about how Crow has used his yacht (on which Thomas has traveled) to slash his tax bill: www.propublica.org/article/harl...

How Harlan Crow Slashed his Tax Bill by Taking Clarence Thomas on Superyacht Cruiseswww.propublica.org In lavishing gifts on the Supreme Court justice, the billionaire GOP donor may have violated tax laws, according to tax experts.