One closed the trunk on his fingers deliberately to see if it would stop after all those videos came out showing it slicing vegetables in half. It broke his fingers.
Exactly! I live in the Austin area so they're proliferating like rats 😬 And they're startling & unnerving every time I see one. I almost jumped out of my skin when one passed me (walking) in a parking lot 😳
Altho, I do feel a little better about our future bc the near universal reaction to it from elementary school students* in my child's school is disdain & laughter. (*I'd been saying it looks like a 4 yr old designed it & one kid said she could've done better than that... with an eye roll! 🤣)
Meanwhile, I saw a F-150 Lightning and it looked like a truck!
Several of the farmers around here buying them because it's just a truck that is electric and not a vulnerable monstrosity
"In my garage, my truck's safe
no one dunks on me all day
In my garage where it belongs
no one sees it (no one sees it)
no one sees it (no one sees it)
no one sees how it looks wrong"
That said, the parodies write themselves:
"I'm dumb, he's a Elon stan
I thought I had found the one, oh
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good, oh
Gray quadrangle that he drives
Let me know the truth, let me know the truth"
