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The New York Times is not well.
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Jesus christ. Does this writer want to fuck him?
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"Cuckservative" might be the most technically accurate label in this case
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"Yeah he old but he thick and bouncy and that's hot" -NY times 2024
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He's old but he combs his hair and looks tan -- never mind, the hair, the tan and the person are completely fake.
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Well an honest lie is just truth with extra flavour right?
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Pundits want to fuck Trump because, to them, he’s the golden goose of content.
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Literally my first thought thank you
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a disgusting thought but I just burst out laughing 😂
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Oh, I'm pretty sure that's already done.
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He's not going to date you, NYT.
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They’re going the full Leni Riefenstahl
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💯 You nailed it. It's not horniness. We're watching in realtime how intellectuals are seduced by fascism.
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Pseudo-intellectuals.
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The NYT "don't carry water for fascists" challenge (impossible)
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Not to kink shame daddy-wanters, but Good Lord has the NYT missed their big, strong Daddy.
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"lasts well over an hour, in a display of stamina". Well, to each their own I say, if orange whale on the beach is your thing @nytimes.com who would dissuade you.
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My state will never not be awesome. :)
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A true classic. Thanks for linking it
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Michael Barbaro, whose voice reminds one of an obscene prank caller or an Ivy League-educated prick—pretty much the same thing—will read original erotic poetry about Donald Trump as The Daily enters its new phase.
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*must unsee that mental picture*
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“Despite my youth, affluent background, and obnoxious obsession with Whit Stillman films, I take my place among the tribunes of a new Dis-Enlightenment, our only cause victory; the only price paid, our collective dignity as free persons. I’m Michael Barbaro and this is The Daily from the NYT.”
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Stormy has made it plain that his stamina is ... brief.
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He paid about $10, 000, right? That's like a million dollars an hour.
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Yeah, sorry about that
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Blathers on in incomplete sentences for well over an hour is not the mark of a statesman.
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I think they miss the easy reportage of gossip, outrage, and lack of real policy. They could and did write columns by looking at Twitter.
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People like this should be shamed by name and called out for the damage they are doing to society. Oh, this is Rebecca Davis O’Brien by the way, @rebeccadobrien on what used to be Twitter.
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Ah. The person who was with the WSJ. Makes a bit more sense then. Still....ewww.
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Thank you for your service. That’s absolutely correct. Airing this horrible paragraph and not mentioning who wrote it does nobody any good; because I’m not clicking the link to read more.
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This is the uncle you hope doesn't show up at the wedding
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Can a newspaper be horny?
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Thanks to Citizens United v. FEC, yes
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he’s barely dragging his carcass across that stage
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This is peak stamina according to the NYT
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Where was this pic published? We need to circulate. A lot.
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He looks like he just escaped from the asylum. Somebody put out a silver alert.
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Sometimes I wish I loved anything half as much as the NYT loves fascism.
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Starts off by mentioning two signs of hiding his age as proof of how he isn’t really old. Jesus fucking Christ man.
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When did @NYTimes hire Tom Of Finland for campaign hagiographer?
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Even he wasn’t as much of a fascist as the NYT
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I was thinking Baghdad Bob, but that works too. 😉
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The second sentence of that paragraph needs to have a word with the one before it
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JFC this would be embarrassing if it wasn’t so dangerous
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He leans on the podium, tries to spit out whatever Stephen Miller wrote for him, and is spectacularly bad at it. But sure, macho.