Je Hyeon Sim 심제현 grampy radish: I’ll never live up to these beauty standards

I’ll never live up to these beauty standards

all-human centaur!

Hey my eyes are up here, no farther up

I can only assume there’s boobs round the back as well?

and BUTT BOOBS

You won’t believe how many boobs we can install on this one lady

I’m torn between the English tradition of grabbing the end of any word to make a nice euphonious “human boobipede” or going with the more accurate “human centiboob”, though this could be a milliboob or more, for all the picture tells us

Avogadboobro's number of boobs

Incredible

*slaps roof of lady* "This bad boy can fit so many boobs."

I have a ROOF?! Hmmm this is revelatory information.

HOPEFULLY SHE WON'T EVEN NOTICE!

I suspect the clown horn honking any time she touches a surface will unfortunately give it away

I want one on her forehead yeesh

ah yes, the golden waist to shoulder ratio "my eyes are up here...nope. up again...there you go"

Sweet Jesus my eyes

I am feeling like 20 different emotions at the moment, at least 8 of them I have no frame of reference for and I'm pretty sure I'm just going to implode in a loud, absolutely disgusting splat that makes a sound that will make the MPAA materialize and give me an NC17 rating.

What you're not secretly a lamia with hip-tiddies? Je I thought I knew you

I’m so sorry I’ve been lying to you all this whole time

I have been bamboobled

Lmao gonna start calling a booty “hip tiddies”

"tits or ass?" bro, hip tiddies

It's boobs all the way down

(not mine)

yep, she from westcoast, uncanny valley 🥶

I just want to know what the account that posted this Eldrich abomination has against nouns?

It feels like a weird AI interpretation of being "anti-pronoun." If you're not pro-noun, you're anti-noun I guess!

Nah, I don't believe you You can get those booty boobs 👍

This AI overdosed on good ol' Rob Liefeld drawing every woman in the "waist twisted a full 180° so you can see boobs and butt simultaneously" pose. That's not cleavage, it's a butt crack.

I think it just generated a hip-to-waist ratio so severe it got confused and continued on assuming it was a neck-to-shoulder ratio

The AI, or Rob? ("Yes.")

So uhhhh what’s her deal

she needs a husband

she also needs legs

Well well well

*respectfully*

Always

Front botty, as Dame Edna would say.

Ah yes, the 36-24-36-24-36 curse.

If you keep up the pattern for a couple dozen torsos leading into a bottomless pit and writhing like a serpent I think you’ve got a half-decent boss fight there!

ultracursed

On the plus side, you don’t have to breathe for multiple sets of lungs with a fist-size head.

u don’t know me, maybe I do but they’re in a different configuration

centaur in bio

Good lord

Hey, it's getting better at hands!

how can i keep up with these expectations?

we need more boob surgeries stat

middle surgery boob augmentation

yo dawg we heard you like etc., etc.

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