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We don't have the final results yet but it looks like we can dispense with the idea that Tesla can ever be anything other than Mad King Elon's personal domain of fraud and abuse. He is the company, and the company is him. www.ibtimes.co.uk/tesla-shareh...
Tesla Shareholders Approve Musk's $56 Billion Pay Package in Early Votingwww.ibtimes.co.uk Early voting results suggest Tesla shareholders approve Musk's controversial $56 billion pay package.
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Tesla stock is up 4% this morning, because unconstrained fraud and abuse is bullish. I love it here so much.
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I, for one, am grateful for the rationality that is a naturally-occurring effect of the free market.
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Meanwhile I’m wondering what things will be like when the company goes under and all those cars are bricked
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We are still owed our high speed rail.
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It’s truly incredible what the state of affairs is right now. Weird that it seems impossible to get a handle on climate change and environmental destruction. 😒
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It’s the additional reporting that’s he’s a sexual predator really helped boost the yes votes.
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Would the 50 billion have gone back into the company if this didn't pass? If so, the stock going up from this is even dumber than normal.
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Tesla's market cap right now is worth~580 billion. IIRC, it's giving Musk brand new stock worth about 56billion. So its everyone giving musk about 10% of their stock holding effectively.
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Genuinely hoping that the institutional investors who were against this see it as the right time to bail. Feels like it's only downhill from here and I'd rather not see pensions get tied up in it.
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I want him to be destroyed yet here we are.
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oh good, I'm glad it rallied. Now Tesla is only 40% behind the S&P 500 for the year (S&P up 14%; Tesla down 26%).
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Moronic shareholders will love the next balance sheet with a 56 billion dollar loss. Maybe that‘s the moment when they realized: They paid the $56B out of their own pockets.
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Maybe they all get blue checks on Xitter as part of the deal, since they basically just paid Musk’s Xitter bill.
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That's a fucking cult. Those aren't investors, they're followers. Giving away 20% of your investment to the guy running it into the ground is baffling.
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Especially since tithing is meant to be just 10%
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Elon Musk is Zapp Brannegan.
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and less intelligent
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Americans giving foreign Nazis’ billions to torture them on an online social media program? Yeah….seems pretty dumb.
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Personally, I would give his kids immunity from killing him. That should take care of the problem.
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What in the actual fuck is wrong with those ppl. Are they ppl or bots tho? I just don’t understand being happy for someone being handed 56 billion dollars…
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More importantly: they are *invested* in the company. If it goes under, they lose money. While Tesla posts increasing bad business numbers, they have decided only Musk is indispensable (partly because Tesla is buying ads saying as such!) and if they don't give him more money he'll leave
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It’s complete and utter madness.
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The “masterful gambit, sir!” people want to be abused like this. It’s part of their identity.
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Same type of cult as maga. 😒
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The minds of feudal peasants
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I have to say, I'm surprised by this. I thought the institutional shareholders would have more sense after all the decline lately. I guess the reality is the stock price is tied to his ownership, they know it, and they will not risk rocking the boat.
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It's all a big fucking game. Logic rarely wins the day around here anymore.
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Skeptics need the stock price to stay up while they liquidate "responsibly". Which, TBH, is probably the best play if you're still on the ride.
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remember when you were little and two kids would grab a rubberband and pull it really tight - and neither could let go because they didn't want their knuckles "thwacked"? like that, huh?
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Tesla is one of the most-traded stocks on the planet, most investors could liquidate in a couple of days tops if they wanted to.
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They could have, but Tesla is already up almost 3% on the day so waiting for the vote WAS a good move for traders looking to liquidate. I'm curious to see what trading volume looks like in the coming weeks.
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well, it spiked after the last terrible earnings call because he said robo-taxis, so there is no logic to the stock in general.
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Agreed. It's turtles all the way down.
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If they knew that, getting out would be the rational move.
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Gotta pump that stock up. Nobody wants to be the one left holding the bag.
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at what point can we start to call Tesla shareholders "Elon's financial paypig fetishists"?
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Is there scope for another round of court ordered "no, do it again you idiots" or is that it now?