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She/her. Work in progress.
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how do you video conference with a cat
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I wouldn't say I'm all out of love, but I have started rationing.
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My one remaining brain cell when I ask it to think
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(covered head to toe in mustard) i can explain
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a series of glitch art versions of famous works, photographed in the Louvre with a GameBoy Camera. will be posting one of these a day for the next few days. first, The Death Of Marat by Jacques-Louis David
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I'll admit this took me a second...
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HOW IT STARTED: [me, crying] HOW IT’S GOING: [me, crying and sweating]
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happy whatever fuckin day it is
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was going to eat a cheese stick or two but today I think I’ll eat a few bottle rockets
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don’t wait up for me babe, i have to study this ancient and unsettling tome
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The problem with these times isn't that they're unprecedented. They're very precedented. It's just that the precedent sucks.
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Administrative agencies: very dangerous, must be line edited by Matthew Kaczmaryk President: operates behind a curtain, no peeking
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[arriving in hell] Satan: welco- Me: hit me with a plate of your eggs bro Satan: Me: (sprinkling motion) with the paprika
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It is Disability Pride Month - the perfect time to learn about ALT text and start using it! www.perkins.org/resource/how...
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plot twist: there is no such thing as bluesky and we're all in the same psych hospital making typing motions into our mashed potatoes
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Look, I'm willing to try anything at this point.
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I kneel in the direction of Google HQ chanting my mantra, "the electricity needs of AI supercede the human requirement of an inhabitable planet" outside the window a choir of Boston Dynamics robot dogs bark the national anthem
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. (AP) — Google falling short of important climate target, cites electricity needs of AI.
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etsy is bullshit for sellers anyway but this is fucked
but i don’t want to censor my work !!!!!!!!!!
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I made a meme to express my feelings.
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I think the reason Philip K Dick is still the predominant SF writer of the last century is, he was the only one who foresaw a future where everything would be boring, inconvenient and dehumanising, and where the only way you can win is to somehow refuse to give up your humanity.
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Personal space is very important to me and that’s why I carry around these here nunchucks
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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.
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"oof, I'll have to get to that next week" - every friday afternoon for the past ten years