Micah: bluesky is a posting retirement home for elder millennials and, well, it turns out a very particular type of elder millennial ended up becoming posters

bluesky is a posting retirement home for elder millennials and, well, it turns out a very particular type of elder millennial ended up becoming posters

Yesterday I went on Twitter and saw someone say "Go back to Bluesky with all the rest of the former gifted kids" and wow just absolutely bodied

if you’re posting on this site congratulations you’re an honorary elder millennial congratulations and/or sorry, I don’t make the rules

im not even an elder millenial im an elder zoomer and I still felt that one

i was born in '99 im either a millenial or a zoomer depending on what people want to blame me for ruining

The true 'golden spot', where you can be blamed for everything post WWII. 😄

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How dare you say that to me, a 38 year old man with a law degree who decided it would be a good idea to start a blog on two different occasions.

You started two different blogs? Finally someone younger than me that seems older.

They were both not very good and short-lived.

Ok boomer.

That makes sense. I keep wandering through and everyone nods and smiles because Mom remembered her teeth AND her pants.

If you are posting on this site congratulations on your knees hurting because lil Jon and the east side boys told you to “Get Low”

nooooooooooo im already so sore from sitting on one generational fence as it is 😖

Its simultaneously the youngest and the oldest I've felt in a while.

Yeah, I'm definitely X even though people keep telling me '80 is elder mill. My response is "whatever."

We're Xennials bro, cuspers, Generation Catalano, the Oregan Trail Generation, DO NOT ERASE US

I felt that in my SOUL! Then I died of dysentery. At least I did when I got my phone far enough away to read the skeet.

are we bound together now by the devil

MIddle-aged Friday vibe: Wow this headlice shampoo really brings out the white in my hair! Goes great with my 90s band t-shirt. Off to this event I'm too tired for & don't really want to go to, but oho, my eyesight is so bad that I misread the tiny invite on my obsolete phone, and it was yesterday.

I'm Gen X, am I actually allowed here?

Oh to be that young again!

If I'm solidly old-fart GenX, am I still allowed to post occasionally? As a treat?

Nope on the eve of your 45th birthday you must lay down your poster's cloak and make the long walk to the Poster's Pyre. It is written.

Same lol

You’ve made some Boomers happy tonight for sure.

Thanks! It's nice to be an honorary millenial as well as an actual Baby Boomer.

I take partial umbrage with not being an Elder Gen Xer instead but I will otherwise go along with the Elder Millennial bit.

Thanks on just removing a few decades from my age. Much appreciated ☺️

Wow, an elderly millenial. I'm getting younger!

I’m an elder Boomer. Goddamnit

I am an elder Boomer and don’t care.

nope, that’s me to a t. like attracts like I suppose…

t.like

I honestly can't take that as an insult. I'm fine with this

Thanks I hate this

I feel ten years younger!

I'm in this and I don't like it. How do I report?

I feel like I should say thank you. (late millennial)

yeah well guess what they do a lot of in retirement homes

Came here to eat jello and something else. And we’re almost out of jello. I think. I can’t remember.

Share STDs

die?

... post?

I love the idea of a retirement home where everyone is on iPads posting away.

I just realized that in 30 years…

We're gonna need *all* the penicillin

Academic decathlon?

Become radicalized reactionaries who publicly worry about debt for their grandkids but privately refuse to up the HOA as they sit in deaths waiting room?

Eat pudding?

Yeah, that’s one euphemism for it.

Drug lab

Help, help, I'm being described

ma'am, i'm a gen x runt

The kind with crippling addictions to both affirmation and novelty who need a perfect drip of content and head pats to make it through the day?

I’m tagged in this post and I don’t like it. I think? I don’t know, because I also crave attention, it’s a toss up.