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@rwilks.bsky.social

Scientist in real life but not online, high-functioning slacker, hübsch Räuber. He/him. Canadian immigrant living in Berlin. Nothing to promote, no clout to chase, happily skeeting into the void. Sacha Baron Cohen is Banksy.
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Finally framed!!! Thanks to @tessfowler.bsky.social for allowing me to adopt Tank Girl.
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Reminded of this old nightmare fuel box score.
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The Board still loves you, oh great one!!
"you can't wash the Cyber truck or get it wet" "the ceiling is held on by clips and the clips often fall off" "they glued the gas pedal on and when it falls off it traps you in accelerate" at what point is this thing like..... no longer a car
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I should kick, being kick’d, and being at that pass, You would keep from my heels, and beware of an ass.
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Paigey, a Northern Sampler, can reliably be used as a sundial.
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I initially read 'ARD' as 'AfD,' which would be less shocking. Maybe this was actually a stealth election survey - 21% answered 'yes,' and that's pretty much in line with AfD's polling numbers.
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Tell me this is your first truck without telling me this is your first truck yo.
it's unstoppable, yo
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Remember in "It" when the kids started noticing Pennywise in all the old pictures ?
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I wish I'd had this guide at hand during the reign of Canadian PM and tarsand worm Stephen Harper.
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I'm in way over my head
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Shout out to whatever hero finally did what had to be done to Berlin Ring Center's maddeningly slow revolving door. "Please use regular door. Sorry for the convenience."
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The Thursday falling 40 days after Easter is a holiday; shout out to all the haunted day-drinkers in Berlin and other areas that observe St. Rustin's Day.
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