shyduck

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I think this is the first time Musk has suggested fellow Americans should be executed.

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if you werent here in the early days of bluesky you missed some really funny stuff. a bunch of people got psyched out of their minds on having 1000 followers for the first time and tried to cancel dril

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Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it

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Tomorrow will be the day that Aaron Rodgers reveals he was on A Diarrhea Retreat for the last week. He's going to do this in a way that suggests he's really disappointed, but not at all surprised, in all the speculation surrounding it. "You have a human right to 'raw water'," he'll tell Pat McAfee.

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21 years ago Joe had a simple question

"Hello I'm Don Lemon, and I NEED MONEY! Oh god I need money"

First guest for Don Lemon’s new show is going be Elon Musk

me: where did (3 y/o daughter) get chopsticks? wife: she wanted to try them them because she saw them on that show everyone hates me: ...Caillou? wife: YES

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thank you for your tireless work in building this brand, which we have sold off to a Transylvanian shell company. we couldn't have done this without you. the hounds have already been released. goodbye

Hello it's me your pal the Dogecoin Wizard!! I hope you're ready to hear the absolute dumbest shit you've ever heard in your life

Elon just RTed a white nationalist meme watermarked to a "pro-White" telegram channel. His politics are inscrutable

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Twitter once fostered the Arab Spring.

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when we’re on vacation in another country my wife looks up all the cutest local cafes and i spend three hours researching the nuances of the nation’s most recent dictatorship

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[joylessly, bereft of mirth] woke jeopardy ideas

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A top European auto safety body is releasing new rules that will require physical buttons and knobs for key vehicle features to receive a full five-star safety rating. I’d like to see the same in North America.

Cars will need fewer screens and more buttons to earn five-star safety rating in Europewww.theverge.com Euro NCAP will release new testing guidelines in 2026.

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Twitter use predicts a substantial, immediate (30 minute) decline in reported well-being, and an increase in outrage, polarization, and sense of belonging. Now we need parallel research on other microblogging platforms. I'd be surprised if the effect were vastly different. #CSSky

Twitter (X) use predicts substantial changes in well-being, polarization, sense of belonging, and outrage - Communications Psychologywww.nature.com Data obtained from a 7-day experience sampling method in a sample of US American users of Twitter (now X) shows short term relationships between Twitter use and wellbeing, sense of belonging, and expe...

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Mr elon sir I'm afraid the problem is your computer is infected with 27 virus. My name is jack daniels at microsoft and i am happy to assist you with this matter today. first, are you near a target or anywhere that sells gift cards

he's so embarrassing lmao

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i had one of these as a kid and now i work in social media for a sewer utility. follow your dreams.

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new: noticed an uptick in bots on X / Twitter? you're not alone. new data provided to me by one cybersecurity firm found: ➡️ nearly 76% of traffic from X to its clients' sites was fake during Super Bowl weekend no other platform came close to that read more: mashable.com/article/x-tw...

The majority of traffic from Elon Musk's X was fake during the Super Bowl, data suggestsmashable.com These numbers are legitimately shocking.

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One of the all time great Linda Yaccarino posts. Total nonsense. Word salad. X is the best screen and seat in the house? Sure. Whatever

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he's 52

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Bluesky added a million followers yesterday. So take the number of followers you added yesterday and subtract it from a million and that’s how many people rejected you

I stay up at night thinking how did Fred Savage's character in the Wizard knew where the fortress warp whistle was in SMB3. Nobody saw the game before!

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Last night Fox aired vigilante porn of some Guardian Angels beating a migrant and stealing his shoes while Hannity cheered them on. www.huffpost.com/entry/sean-h...

Shocking Fox News Moment Sees Guardian Angels Give Man ‘Pain Compliance’ On Live TVwww.huffpost.com “His mother back in Venezuela felt the vibrations,” the group’s founder Curtis Sliwa boasted to Sean Hannity, adding the man is now “sucking concrete.”

Welcome to Bluesky, fuck you

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Welcome to Bluesky nothing at all weird happened here before you joined it was normal

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Trader Joe’s United said it’s *not* calling for a customer boycott at this time in response to the company arguing the NLRB is unconstitutional. But they *are* asking people to sign a customer strike pledge if they call for a boycott in the future. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/forms/stand-...

This is supremely fucked. *And* I’m going to wait to see what the unionized workers of Trader Joe’s United call for customers to do in response. Like @taliajane.bsky.social said on the hellsite, collective action is better for workers than slowly declining sales they could use to lay people off