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Poor Thom, 7th son
Fessin' all up on everyone
Minnesota summer's wet and hot
Further affiant sayeth not
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It is very, very funny that JRB was in church like Michael in the baptism scene
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Your dogs don’t hate fireworks. They hate freedom.
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In a fucked up turn of events, I would use the end of Chevron as the excuse to expand the court and the whole judiciary by pointing out that they don’t have the capacity to hear all the cases they just gave themselves. 27 justices, double the size of the circuits. Huh. Thanks John Roberts.
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The President’s Dick Energy is Missing would be a great Choose Your Own Adventure book from 1987
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It's hard to use the word orotund in a post without seeming magniloquent.
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WE SHOULD HAVE AN ADDITIONAL OLYMPIAD EVERY THREE YEARS JUST FOR STEROID ABUSERS. NOT PEOPLE WHO USE A LITTLE PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUG HERE OR THERE, THIS ONE IS FOR THE TRVE JUICEFREAKS. BASEBALL WITH SHOTPUTS STYLE FREAKZILLA SHIT. AND WE SHOULD NOT WARN THE HOST CITY. THEY ALL JUST SHOW UP.
goooooooooood morning campers and welcome to trash tuesday. just like a comet it’s here now and who knows when it’ll be back again so give it all you got show me those brain worms and let’s have some fun
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If you needed a handy infographic on just how much journalistic malpractice is going on at everyone's favorite publications
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Alanis friggin slayed as Morticia Addams Singing Two Anthems before game 7 I'll tell you what
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I've got this memory somebody got Marco Rubio to thank Oswald for his service on Twitter, but i can't find anything on search engines because of Woke
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Kendrick Lamar teaches us that, in public debate, refuting your opponent's arguments point by point is less effective than identifying your opponent's single greatest weakness and maintaining message discipline.
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Ppl say SM interferes w RL relationships, but I think the main difference is we no longer have to ask somenearby person who played Agent 99
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Is there a bluesky tatting community? The doily one
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yeah well let's see what the other part of the 2-step is first
*huge sigh of relief* *SUPREME COURT UPHOLDS FULL ACCESS TO MIFEPRISTONE ABORTION PILL
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sam alito in tuxedo gets recorded incognito
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Who was the famous person's spouse that turned out not to be Spanish?
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Kinda niche but if you have mango chutney & the Chinese place doesn't give you any duck sauce, a couple T of chutney thinned out with a teeny bit of vinegar is great on fried rolls
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Huge win in Florida. The restrictions on providing gender affirming care to trans youth and adults have been found unconstitutional and are now permanently enjoined. Huge win by Simone Chriss and Southern Legal Counsel.
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There's an ad where the competent one from Tool Time tells us this hose has copper, which guarantees there isn't lead in your water. There's no way that's legal
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happy pwhl draft day folks 🥳🥳
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I'm a couple EPS into a podcast called The Spy Who..., and so far it's great fun. I started w the oldest series, about the feller who inspired 007
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Has science gone too far?
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So how does one become an official Amy Goodman Stan account
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I have done one (1) US pull up!! Literally been trying to get back to being able to do that (off and on) for yyeeaarrss. Whew! Please clap
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Did anybody get to the bottom of why that news anchor guy said keep on fuckin' that chicken? I still don't think that's a phrase
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getting invited to speak at the republican national convention and getting absolutely slapped down by your parole officer on account of the hundreds of convicted criminals gathered there
To think, any felon will violate THEIR terms of probation by associating with known criminal Donald Trump.
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Act now! AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT AND FUTURE REGRET
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♫ Hannibal Lecter, wearing a face that he keeps in a jar by the door. ♫
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Lightly wondering how my "actually, it's a constitutional republic" guys are doing today