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lol

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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I think we could all use a bit of pick-me-up right about now, so seeing as it's July 3rd, why don't we once again reflect on one of the greatest white supremacist self-owns in military history:

has anyone figured out how to scrub through video yet? Winamp did it in the 90s and Netflix & Prime suck at it now.

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I did not expect to wake up this weekend and learn that a video game company had funded the world's first no-government-involvement tokamak. www.windowscentral.com/gaming/just-...

Just FYI, your 'Genshin Impact' pulls are funding a tokamak nuclear fusion reactor, and it has now been ignited 🔥www.windowscentral.com PC game dev MiHoYo has invested millions into fusion reactor tech, and now they've turned it on.

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Behold, the Cool S Sword.

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This is a bar for only the most straight heterosexual men. Cowboys, Construction workers, Cops, Leather Bound Bikers, Firefighters, Wrestlers, and Sailors. No girl stuff. Just sweaty heterosexual men being sweaty & heterosexual & male with each other. No femmes. All He/him. Males for males. M4M.

guys remember tensorflow?

remember in the dawn of time when Hollywood people thought SD vs. HD was a thing?

yup tonight I recommend an Orange & Stormy. Louisiana -grown OJ subbed for the lime juice. Enjoy.

just watched the stream of Anna Martine Whitehead’s show at Redcat, and was reliving the ancient tradition of musicals around scaffolding. Fat Mike’s Nofx musical at Zspace for one.

are they at the $100 tshirt stage in life, or the $250 tshirt?

yup here first www.technoccult.net/wp-content/u...

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hipster techbro know Bloomberg Terminal’s been doing dark mode for decades?

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The thing young people are getting wrong about the 2000s aesthetic is that they aren't taking up ¼ of the counter in a tiny apartment with the largest model George Foreman grill with a full drip pan

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see if you pay attention in your intro to greek tragedy class you can avoid embarrassing situations like this one

served him at his 80th birthday lmao

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we’re drinking espresso martinis again. Okay.

Happy “Wait, why don’t we have Labor Day on May 1st?” Day!

anyone have a decent way to get the Venmo or Zelle for housekeeping at a hotel, for a tip?

best cocktail at the fest is a giant orange iced tea with a 101 floater. #nolaJazzFest

judgy about teh youts not being handy when you cannot change the password on your WiFi? Hmm?!

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Brilliant, Panda WHO PUT THE DOGS DOWN NOEM NOEM NOEM NOEM NOEM

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People seem to like really cluttered bios. Like why put “post left communist nihilist utopian anarchist” when “tedious” would work

Shamarr Allen just love chicken-winged me at side-stage. I’m spent. #nolaJazzFest

Good spa: Feels like mountaintop in Bhutan. Best spa: Feels like Twin Peaks.

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For all the talk of "death panels" years ago, here's the real death panel when someone is pregnant: The doctor asks the hospital's lawyer, and the lawyer tries to guess what a prosecutor with no medical training might do later. If the lawyer senses any legal danger, they tell the doctor "no."

Actually really upset by oral arguments today. It seems clear that the Supreme Court will allow states to outlaw emergency abortions. It will be a death sentence for thousands. I can’t countenance the cruelty of it.

man are American airports feeling like the end of Wall-E. From which of the 250 restaurants would you like to pay $75 for the same Sysco plate?

“are there any contraindications? Umm. Not tonight.”