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A rapidly declining millennial // Editor // Kvetcher // South African // Anxious thoughts-haver // (she, they, helluva gay). Avatar by AJ Roach

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Saoirse don Phailistín

Holy shit that sounds good.

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Saoirse don Phailistín

What are your favourite overnight oats ingredients?

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this is how my posts are written

What is one small or large thing you'd like to achieve this week? I'm going to get up and read a book over breakfast and coffee instead of immediately picking up my phone. I'd also like to make at least 2 gym sessions happen.

Please enjoy my autobiography:

book

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book

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[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

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Wagatwe Wanjuki

Are they vervets? Those pesky bastards wreak havoc in Durban and other parts of KwaZulu-Natal.

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Rev. Dr. Big Honkin Jugs

We have a rain jacket, too.

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Rev. Dr. Big Honkin Jugs

She LOVES to be cosy. Her sister, who is whippety and shivery in the cold, attacks me if I try to put a jacket on her. 🙄

Rainy day snooze.

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Anni Jyn

Oh no 💀 (BTW there's a brilliant audiobook version of it on Audible, which is fucking spooky to listen to in the dark.)

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Justin Pearce

And Jeff Buckley's cover of "Lilac wine" (I THINK it's originally Simone, or at the very least her version is perfect) is glorious.

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J.J.

Tanya Tagaq does a gobsmackingly great cover of "Caribou" by The Pixies.

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the Munsters could start acting and dressing normal and people wouldn't notice they're draculas or franklinsteins or whatever. whereas with the Addams family, one of them is a hand

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Behaviores Report: 100% perfikt goodeboy

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Daily bunny no.2542 is out on a calm empty sea

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Briefly opened up LinkedIn intending to post something but I had to close it again before the overwhelming weight of the achievement porn put me in danger of quitting my job and going to live in a cave

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Dan Davis

I became addicted to the flavoured plantain chips sold at every intersection in Lagos during a visit a few years ago. Sometimes I dream of the chilli flavour 😭

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Sam Wilson

The Glee reference in the fandom Wiki was extremely unexpected 😂

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Himbo Blacksmith🇿🇦🇮🇹

Take him to Orania. Yes, they're white supremacists, but they'll also expect him to work hard and pull his weight, and he'll drop dead within days.

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Pookleblinky

In therapy you are telling your therapist about this, these weird events. Halfway through a woman emerges from behind a potted plant, tells you she just cannot keep following you, she has followed you for the past 4 years but this is just too far, and then she storms angrily out.

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Pookleblinky

You're standing there with an orange in your hand, trying to process what the fuck just happened. Next week you're on your way to work when a car pulls up to pass you, the driver yells "I'm not following you anymore!" and pulls ahead.

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Imagine being dramatically unfollowed IRL. You're going about your business in a grocery store when some random guy sidles up to you. "I'm going to stop following you," he whispers. "I've been following you for a long time, but no longer. Not after your recent statements." And then he sidles away

Snagged tea demon shirts for me, my partner and @thejessness.bsky.social - so stoked @wolfskulljack.bsky.social !!!

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Of course now I have to post the comic based on the tweet shown in that reskeet, because that's actually where I first encountered it.

A stone cold classic.

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Kind of messed up that canes are the only item for disabled people they put swords inside. They should put swords in closed captioning devices. They should put swords in seeing eye dogs