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There are two elements to the immunity decision that are particularly extreme in a way that many will miss: (1) motive is irrelevant and (2) immune acts are not just excluded from prosecution, they’re excluded from evidence. /1

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the Supreme Court’s jurisprudence on corruption is basically at a point where the only thing that counts as a bribe is someone handing a public official a giant bag of money with a dollar sign on it while saying “this is a bribe” out loud

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Just saw a white guy with dreadlocks crash his unicycle. It’s the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me

Attn: celebrities, You clearly didn’t understand the Torah if you’re getting it tattooed in your skin!

I don’t think anything can fully prepare you for the number of times you’re going to see the word “cocks” when you first go to South Carolina

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"Imagine if idling your car produced solved sudokus you could trade for heroin" THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED

Big takeaway from the Tesla earnings call is that Elon doesn't want to do anything to shore up sales, because he'd rather try to use the idle GPUs in parked Teslas as a distributed AI supercomputer... which doesn't make sense, but even if it did, it would still be stealing from your customers.

Immigration law is literally more complicated than the tax code

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I do not support all leftists! Some of you bitches are very dumb!!

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Naturally, the deputies claimed that the father killed her.

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Father kills mother, kidnaps daughter. Police chase father. His car is stopped. The daughter crawls towards police on the order of a police officer. Deputies start shooting at her and don't stop even when ordered. She dies. It took two years to get the video.

Video shows California police fatally shooting teenager who was reported kidnappedwww.theguardian.com Revealed: Savannah Graziano, 15, shot by sheriff’s deputies in 2022 while unarmed and following instructions to move toward them

I support Palmer in his ambition provided that we come together as a people to sink his ship the second it crosses into international waters

I interviewed Australian mining billionaire Clive Palmer on his once-more-revived plan to build Titanic II, a functional and historically accurate replica of the original ship. He now says it will be a “vaccine-free environment.”

Billionaire Says His Long-Delayed ‘Titanic II’ Ship Will Be Antidote to ‘Woke’ Politicswww.rollingstone.com Australian mining billionaire Clive Palmer has been trying to build 'Titanic II' for 12 years — but construction still hasn't started

So the Grizzlies lineup against the Hornets the other night has to be the saddest one ever assembled right? Grand total of 3 players who were even drafted, the best of whom is Luke fucking Kenard? Repellant www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/20...

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ever new tesla feature i find out about sounds like something i'd think was edgy and groundbreaking after getting absolutely blazed and brainstorming with the homies, minus the part where we eventually sober up and realize all our ideas were terrible.

Hilariously pathetic that Twitter's revenue situation has gotten so bad they feel the need to scold you every time you block one of their advertisers now

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Just keeps getting worse. It now appears that GA head goon Sliwa lied to Hannity. The guy wasn’t a migrant, and wasn’t suspected of shoplifting. He was apparently interrupting Sliwa’s TV interview. So they beat him. They just pretended he was a shoplifting migrant to inflame Fox viewers.

Can't shake how alarming this is. Not the attack, which is bad enough. Fox's gleeful airing of it. That no one at Fox seem to realize out how fucked up it is. The idea that people fleeing desperate circumstances (and Venezuela, of all places) deserve violence. It's just so goddamned bleak.

Guardian Angels tackle 'migrant shoplifter' during live TV interview...nypost.com “The Guardian Angels spotted him, stopped him, he resisted, and let’s just say we gave him a little pain compliance," group founder Curtis Sliwa said.

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