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Just saw a white guy with dreadlocks crash his unicycle. It’s the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me
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*this did NOT happen in portland*
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Honestly could’ve been Kansas City, too.
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Hmmm, it's almost as though white people are ridiculous everywhere we go...
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Was it in Long Island because it might be my ex and honestly I hope it was
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This I have trouble believing.
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although the place it happened reminds me of telegraph ave
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Of course it didn't, real heads know this is more of a Eugene vibe
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I used to see this unicycling guy all the time in Belfast who would carefully d-lock his cycle (uike?) to a lamppost or similar to go into shops etc. and I could never figure out why. Surely you find your stolen unicycle 5 yards up the street next to a bleeding dude with no teeth left?
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Everyone's wondering what I just ugly laughed at in the office
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unicyclists and jugglers are a venn diagram of one circle
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Maybe he was also juggling and that's why he crashed
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Everytime i see a white person with dreadlocks i pull the fire alarm and leave the rest to the firefighters.
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Everyone is saying Portland, but I lived in Venice Beach for a few years and saw both many white guys in dreadlocks and many dudes on unicycles, although not in the same person. But that's probably just because I moved away. I'm sure a white dreadlocked guy on a unicycle in Venice Beach exists.
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Lived in/around KC for a few years, same observation. But the guy on the old school, giant-front-wheel bicycle had a top hat. So it’s possible there’s an outlier.
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I live in South Carolina and frequently see white guys with dreadlocks, but not on unicycles. Yet.
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His devil sticks went everywhere
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A coupled of days ago I passed a guy who was on his phone while riding his bike and he got so surprised that he fell and it made me giggle (no serious injuries).
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This made me ugly laugh, thank you
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The what? Please tell me you made that up.
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I used to regularly see a guy riding a penny-farthing up and down the Clerkenwell Road (aka The Hipster Highway) in London wearing exactly those.
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oh is it burning man time already?
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once i was wasted walking home and saw a unicyclist with headlamp & hi viz jacket wiggling down a main road. it looked like this to me
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Are you in Boulder? Because it’s one of…honestly plenty of cities, now I think of it. But more likely than some, if Portland’s out.
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my top 3 guesses would be boulder, madison, or santa fe
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Tell me you’re in Portland without saying the word “Portland”.
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So many reactions for you to choose from
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this is just universally funny.
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Did this take place in Portland?