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20 years ago the shitposting community was still in its infancy and we didn’t have as many posting techniques yet so we just looked at the same picture of a butthole every day.
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It's like how there's this one brick building all the rock climbers in the UK used to practice on before climbing gyms
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when you wanted to show people the "weirdness" of the internet you would say "here is the butt hole"
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it was hard to download new pictures of buttholes, so it was helpful to have the same one already cached or stored locally in temporary internet files
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By now, it is cached in our collective memory. Simply typing =O= evokes it.
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I’m going to challenge you on this - there was a second butthole, but it was pixelated and spewing
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second butthole theory is a _theory_
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I know this ruins the joke but I just looked at it for the first time in a decade and the butthole is uncensored but the genitals aren’t, which is much funnier
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it’s good to have some modesty
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my favorite cursed detail is that she's wearing socks
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Japanese uncensored lesbian porn is strange. They wear flesh tone stickers on their vulvas and lick each other’s buttholes.
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I can associate spewing with the tubgirl.
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i have drawn that butthole twice
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If only goatse•cx was just a butthole.
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It’s the butthole of the people.
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But it was a very large butthole.
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the chauvet cave painting of the modern internet
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i think there should be a movement to bring goatse back but do it irl. Like hey check out some pictures of my kids and you open your wallet up to show them…bam
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[hesitating before wallet goatseing coworker] oh wait uh, are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?
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I'm about to send you a shocking gross picture, is that ok?
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Hey! I'm so glad you reached out. I'm actually at capacity looking at a different butthole right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for this one.
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Ok, I'll circle back around and check in later
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the good old days, when you could just pop in and say "hay guys what's going on in this thread 😎"
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We lost something wondrous when bandwidth became great enough that we could shift away from ASCII porn
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Some of us olds had Usenet Performance Art and trolling on message boards.
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thinking about that story of the guy who watched the gif of a naked guy spinning his dick, and after like a full minute is says "YOU ARE NOW GAY" and that's how he found out he was gay
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he must've been so relieved when he found out meatspin was a broad
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Oh, my child. You say that as though alt.tasteless didn't exist in 1993.
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I managed to avoid this. I was around when it happened and I never saw it and still haven't.
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Yeah, and we liked it! That stretched butthole is a national treasure.
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*sitting contemplatively* is ASCII goatse metaphyically the same as RIPscrip goatse
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ah its on my skyline again so here is my goatse art
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Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service
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Except when we ran out of time and cancelled the download halfway.