Patrick Cosmos: This is what they drive in the Money For Nothing video

This is what they drive in the Money For Nothing video

They look even dumber in red

yet tragically it can’t move a refrigerator

starting to understand why that was such a big problem for them

Maybe a microwave oven

Modern color tvs are very thin!

But it will use slurs!

Literal red flag

Chicks will flee.

No wonder they can’t get their chicks for free

that ain't workin'

When does it come out in 16 bit?

I’m in the bay area so i see a lot of these. It doesn’t look any better in patterned black, baby blue, or olive drab.

White makes it marginally less hideous.

DO A BARREL ROLL

Optimus Prime's shoe

Prime would never.

A casual weekend thing?

The leader of the Autobots has no time for casual weekends. Now, Beast Wars Megatron, otoh.

Electrified boat shoe

More like an Autobot Croc. An AutoCroc, if you will.

Pretty sure it's the GUY from the Money for Nothing video.

The fact that this damn thing even made it into production just serves as a painful reminder of how much failing upward happens in this world.

and the driver says the slur unironically

I find it so interesting that this car literally looks like it drove out of Gran Turismo 1 on the PSX and entered our reality.

That’s generous. I was thinking Star Fox (1994, SNES).

*1993

Battlezone, 1980

That's always the one I think of.

Unfair, those things were highly functional

The Walrus AAV from Carrier Command (Atari ST, 1988) This is why Tesla don't make 'em in Yellow. The Walrus could actually function as a boat, too

🎶They’ll use their money for nothing and the chicks will flee🎶

🎵🎶 it's an atro-ci-tyyyyyy🎶🎵

Why does the red wrap make it look like something out of Roblox though?

It’s even funnier when you just installed a microwave oven.

Low poly Honda Civic lookin ass

Abandoned dumpster energy

There's a local company that paints their dumpsters a red close to this, so active dumpster energy. Especially if the pack lights off, then you'll have literal dumpster fire energy.

I think it's closer to the car in the video for "The Big Money" by Rush.

Hey those guys were ccol

Still are, as far as I know. Please don't tell me if they aren't. Alice Cooper already broke me.

There was an early video game called Spectre. I enjoyed It back in the day. I hadn’t thought about it In years. The red one really reminds me of those red tanks. m.youtube.com/watch?v=b0X7...

Spectre VRm.youtube.com An awesome vector-drawn tank game. There's a lot of QuickTime videos that I didn't include as they crash the emulator and make the game seem tacky. It's imp...

Fair. Idiots are paying $100k for rolling wrecks held together with dollar store glue.

Custom Cringing Delivery

money for nothing, no chicks whatsoever

Seeing these images Instantly, -Instantly- started the synth drum intro bars playing in my head you post is very validating

Yep. Look at them yo-yos.

Something something “microwave ovens”

I've got it. The cybertruck is a glorified El Camino.

It could have come out of the old Tron video game.

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