Delco Man

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Michigan Wolverines, Philly Union and some Eagles. Doing what I can to bring Sports Twitter over here.

Higher Ed admin and prof IRL

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The fact that Biden has delivered on left-wing policy far better than any president in generations but is widely despised by left-wing voters reflects more poorly on left-wing institutions and voters than on Biden. This is not a movement showing political maturity, and I say that as a left-winger

I feel like the main political divide on this website is between “Joe Biden is terrible and old and I hate him” and “Joe Biden is terrible and old and I will crawl over broken glass to vote for a rancid ham sandwich against Donald Trump” very few people are actually huge fans of the guy

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The Philadelphia Inquirer gets it right. x.com/adambonin/st...

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we need more bassists and drummers for celebrities, we've lost our way. I don't wanna worship heroes I want to worship workhorses

The exception that proved the rule here is Moana

The reason The Rock has largely failed as an action star is that he has generally refused to allow himself to lose (or even be visibly inconvenienced in!) a fight. But the people want to see you sell another dude’s punch before you return it!

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It is genuinely wild to me that so much of our "this makes life a bit better" tech (music apps, casual games, cable TV) was at its operational peak about a decade ago and has gone rapidly downhill ever since.

New Jersey swampland! Three times!!!

Places that have won a Stanley Cup since all of Canada won its last: - South Florida - Las Vegas - Tampa Bay - LA - Dallas - Raleigh

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my column on gbbo’s bagel episode:

Completely useless outside of a very narrow window? Sounds about right.

New version of chatbot reaches level of function where it responds to all queries by making a little twisty-wrist gesture with pinched fingers and saying “But isn’t it more *complicated* than that?”

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Every story I ever hear from anyone on a dating app makes me grateful I’m already married

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Twin Peaks: Donna leaving her sister’s room through the window.

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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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People might accuse me of equivocating when I say this, but I hope he's dead.

Alayna Treene of CNN notes that Alito was missing from the bench today and yesterday and that the press office hasn't responded to questions about his absence

This is a PrEP shot and hoooooly shit.

New injection is 100% successful at preventing HIVwww.cnbc.com

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Biden should send a team of soldiers with machine guns to surround Mar a lago to await the SCOTUS decision on whether a president can kill his rivals with absolute impunity. Just to make a point.

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You either die Calvin or live long enough to become Calvin’s Dad.

MAKE IT HAPPEN, PEOPLE

Bombadil (2025)

The best to ever do it

Sid Meier's Civilization II (1996)

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Found my new favorite benign conspiracy theory thanks to r/cyberstuck

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I am against capital punishment but I think they should publicly execute exactly one phone scammer just to see how I feel about it then

Sigh…reset your counters to zero, everyone.

And these are still the best City Connect unis

Some people look to David Bowie or Kate Bush for creative inspiration. Some look to the DIRECTV logo.

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i think we should stop giving our ai bots female names (alexa, siri) and give them names from the old white boys club (john, james, chad) in honor of how overconfident and annoying they are even when they’re completely wrong or making stuff up

Shallow. Because I’ve never been angrier at a movie than A Star is Born for sucking so hard.

Name a song you hate. Wagon Wheel. By anyone.

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+Notepad

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If you see this post sunset

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I’m struck by how the map of where people travel to and from to obtain abortions is similar to maps of The Great Migration. (Credit for map in Alt Text)

“171,000 Traveled for Abortions Last Year: 14,000 Texas patients crossed into New Mexico for an abortion last year. 16,000 left Southern states bound for Illinois. 12,000 traveled north from South Carolina and Georgia to North Carolina.” www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

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Hell yeah

The Rosenbach isn’t here yet so it’s up to us: “Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes.”

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Welcome to the Annual Most Dad* Thing You Did In The Last Year Thread. Per tradition, I will lead off: I bought a mitre saw almost entirely because it was on sale, and now I will find the thinnest excuse to incorporate it into any home project. *You need not have kids or identify as male to Dad.

It was fun to root for a good team while it lasted

Union blow lead and lose 2-1 to Inter Miami despite two-man advantage in last 16 minutes www.inquirer.com/soccer/phila...

Union blow lead and lose 2-1 to Inter Miami despite two-man advantage in last 16 minuteswww.inquirer.com It was the fourth straight game where the Union dropped points, and the seventh straight at home where they’ve done so.