Amanda Smith: Listen I’m gonna need someone in the DNC to lock Carville in a broom closet for the next four months, this southern fried foreskin hasn’t won an election since 9/11.

Listen I’m gonna need someone in the DNC to lock Carville in a broom closet for the next four months, this southern fried foreskin hasn’t won an election since 9/11.

Southern fried foreskin for the win

I was just devastated by that line. I'm still laughing.

A+ line

Cajun Skeltor can hush

Hey, unfair to Skeletor! 😹

It’s so weird that the DNC thinks that texting someone a photo of a weird ghoul will make them want to give them money

Here’s a picture of Nancy Pelosi run through an app to make her look 20 years younger. If you don’t donate $5 by the end of the hour it’s all over.

Apparently he didn't even approve of that text message and thinks Biden should drop out. That alone tells me it's a terrible idea.

“I know listening might be hard for you, since you’re one of those preachy females”

Christ, I can hear this in his accent

Why is this thumb allowed to talk

I’ve spent the last few days unsubscribing from every one of these, both text and email. It’s been way too much work, but at least I can drink in peace now.

How???? Saying stop to every text feels like whack a mole

That’s literally what I’ve been doing. Click every unsubscribe link, text back STOP every time. It’s maddening. And I’ll tell you this, I’m never donating thru MoveOn or the DNC again.

Same. I regret every ActBlue donation I’ve ever made

Dems using dark patterns doesn't make me hopefully for legislation against dark patterns.

Huey Long would throw Carville to hungry alligators. And laugh.

The person who came up with “photo attached to fundraising text” has never known human emotions

It’s helpful because it makes the ask feel personal, like how whenever I text a friend for help I send a press photo of myself.

The last thing you see before I ask you to yet again provide unpaid legal advice

carville called for biden to drop out and they're STILL running texts with his name hahaha

every time "he" emails me for money i tell the democrats to go fuck themselves

I did that when "Obama" texted me the other day.

I’m sure there’s a corner of a building somewhere that needs a gargoyle.

southern fried foreskin? why am i hungry?

Clinton doesn't win without Perot. Carville couldn't lose that election in 92 if he tried. He's no genius.

Oh fuck, was that just now? Good god they never learn.

Yep! Midday on July 1st in the year 2024, as if even half the voting base remembers the last time he was relevant.

Oh my word, lol.

Moreover he seems to have forgotten how things went for his own candidate in June 1992:

He never just shuts up, does he?

Take of the Year.

Thank you, I have a Lot Of Thoughts about the Raisin Cajun.

I’m so sick of his dumb emails and texts. I mean I know it’s the party too. But it’s him. And he hasn’t been relevant … well as long as you noted.

I’ve been frustrated about this guy since I knew red and blue. Agreed He actually made Gingrich look good in a debate I went to. Holy 💩 what a mess

I always think about his family guy scene youtu.be/5JQKbt1Z3Ik?...

Family Guy - James Carvilleyoutu.be Arc of the covenant

Insulting to honest southern fry cooks but otherwise fair.

Who is he supposed to appeal to? The only people I can think of who liked him are my mom and she's been long sick of his schtick.

Carville's like Nicholas Kristof and what's his name, the guy who's always wrong, worked on PNAC...?

Rimshot

100%

If James carville starts texting me I’m sending him pictures of my turds, mark my words

Spam report and Insta-Block moment

I second that motion.

Agreed! Whenever Ari Melber has him on, I yell!

"southern fried foreskin" is a delightful zinger

You think Carville *isn't* the DNC?

He is still married to the GOP consultant, right? I never got that until you explained the condition of his foreskin

Just four months?

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