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you expect ME to pay bills? me. a former baby. you sound insane right now.
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Doing my part to reduce food waste* *getting every last drop of syrup by adding a lil milk to the bottle, shaking it up, and drinking it like it’s a Gatorade squeeze bottle as god intended
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recipe: 4 cloves of garlic me: ok, got it
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the fiddle tune "turkey in the straw" is a musical representation of the fact that if a turkey gets into your straw it's just a whole fucking ordeal
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On Juneteenth, one of artist Jacob Lawrence's most joyful & exuberant images, his 1999 screenprint "Play"
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Distressed and without any other recourse, the Alitos raise a flag with Shane Victorino's face on it outside their residence while glaring at their neighbors.
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RIP Bill Walton. He taught me it was ok to be weird.
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"This is the first time a college student has walked out on me since
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One of two magical weeks of the year, where I am off of work but the kids are still in school. How shall I squander this precious time?
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It's a truism in political science that coup attempts generally succeed over time. We've done nothing the last 4 years to strengthen our institutions to prevent that.
The Presidential immunity stuff is ludicrous but it's really important to understand that, by its very nature, you cannot actually prevent a coup by making it illegal, nor do you need explicit legal authority to act to prevent or punish a coup.
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OWEN LARS: Luke, buddy. The galaxy out there isn’t what you think it is. And there’s beauty to be found here in the desert. The way the suns rise one by one over the crest of the mountain, the silence of the predawn moments — LUKE SKYWALKER: [staring at his phone] uh huh
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Scottie Scheffler is a stone cold assassin, good grief
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You've Got Poster's Madness, Charlie Brown
I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me, Charlie Brown.
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I need to watch more Reacher
ok the Reacher guy keeps it real as hell
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Gimme Magritte, boys, and free my soul / Ceci n’est pas une rock ‘n’ roll / Green apple face
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red alert, the mets veteran of the game is "seymour weiner." this is not a joke
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Hard to express how repulsive this is
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i think this image accidentally made me attracted to conan obrien
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If you're worried about Meta being down maybe it's time you Meta girl
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People are still complaining about those new baseball uniforms but what they don’t understand is that back in Greek times it was totally normal to turn a double play completely nude from the waist down
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Hey all, if anyone is looking to join an mlb tv subscription split let me know, my group has 2 spots left
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Hey all, if anyone is looking to join an mlb tv subscription split let me know, my group has 2 spots left