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the wienermobile predates world war 2 but sure go off about how americans lack "culture"
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Just watched the cashier at Walgreens build a tiny man out of clay and breathe life into him while a line formed
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Elon Musk: I don’t love my kid Right Wingers: He’s one of us 🥰
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i give thanks every day that russell brand didn't get the role of Super Hans in Peepshow
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I'm a single issue voter and the single issue is this
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there’s barely 60 years between the lady chatterley ban and 24x7 streaming tentacle porn so don’t let anyone tell you human progress is an illusion
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RNC crowd cheering as they bring out a hot stove for everyone to touch
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“What do orchestra conductors do” is actually a super good litmus test for seeing how much of a dumbass someone is
Every time I see a bad Matt Y. take, I think about the time he tweeted like "what's the deal with orchestra conductors, don't the musicians know how the music goes?"
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Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv] The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies] Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
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And your tongue: William Matthews
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While I've always enjoyed the art and characters of Spiderman, I find it hard to relate to the protagonist. I've never let anything bad happen to my uncle.
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i love the phrase "something or other." the idea of "something" being too specific. i cant commit to it being something
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Enormous fan of Ricki Lake's grey hair organic weed farmer era If you've starred in a bunch of John Waters movies at the start of your career & now you harvest bare kilos you're the number one G of life & that's not even including the talk show
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i’m sorry i didn’t weigh in on the big issue, causing all of you to develop stupid and wrong opinions
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millennials stop hearing minor criticism of your fashion choices from young people and immediately turning into boomers challenge (impossible)
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(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Eleanor Rigby
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Gonna get my eye looked at tomorrow.. usually it's the other way around
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this web site got a lot worse when people started talking about the same president stuff every single day
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this is completely disqualifying for a presidential candidate
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i put end capitalism in my bio what more can i do
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oh, that? it's just my lifetime REI Membership card 💅
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sorry i asked if the photo of your kid was “that fucked up AI stuff”
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I can't see the florist for the bees fuck it send skeet.
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'DON'T BUST THE CRUST ~ Stay on the Trails... Help Protect Fragile Cryptobiotic Soil' Canyonlands Natural History Association- Colorado, United States Ref GWL-2014-42-1 Glasgow Women's Library
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people still asking for an edit button like anything posted on here matters enough to correct