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@bitchet.bsky.social

keep a secret chamber in my heart clean
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i just feel like if there are a ton of shitbag billionaires on one side then i probably want to be on the other lol
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Absolutely huge numbers of bears last night and again tonight. 20+ bears at the falls. And fortunately, the salmon are running strong tonight. There may be some squabbling, but everyone is going to get fed.
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Full of soup? Or shoplifting an apricot? YOU BE THE JUDGE
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because you CAN’T and you WON’T and you DON’T STOP
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fuck nyt and wapo obviously but its very funny to me that in both of those towns there is an even more evil newspaper and they are just called the new york post and the washington times. 10\10 bit.
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It’s not a real fantasy novel until a character pulls a hunk of cheese from their rucksack
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Just found out Jesus is an only child...can't say I'm surprised 🙄
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something truly magical about how even other Tesla drivers hate the Cybertruck guys
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Virgo: You will continue to haunt your own house, praying for any connection to those actually alive.
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"We want to throw out the primary votes at the behest of our wealthy overlords but like, in a cool way."
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Has anybody considered if maybe sometimes a Windows just do that
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He looks like he understands what he’s been asked to do and feels incredibly unprepared
Via Gabriellus Landsbergis, the Minister for Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Lithuania: "This is Rango. Rango was rescued from our back yard and immediately promoted to Official Cat of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Republic of Lithuania."
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RHAENYRA: You absolute idiot, there are seven Aegon Targaryens according to the official ASOIAF wiki
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If there is not a Lestat the influencer fic in the archive by the end of the year I will be forced to take drastic and regrettable action
I don't even go there, and this is still the funniest shit
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A line of code has gotten itself stuck in the Suez Canal
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wake up babe they bricked the world
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Ok but this meme is great.
AOC’s comments in this thread simultaneously reassure and terrify me
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Glad they got a couple Emmy nods, should've been more, but definitely watch Reservation Dogs if you haven't yet.
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a new life awaits you in the offline colonies
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Dril denominationalism:
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Don't care for this trend of having tornado watches at night. They're supposed to be during the day so you can sit on your porch and see if the sky turns green.
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I think instead of paying attention to any news for the next two weeks, I will spend that time catching up on HOTD and IWTV. I stopped both early in the first season so I have a lot of episodes to get through.
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richard simmons and dr ruth were the butt of constant jokes but in retrospect they were probably two of the best people in american public life in the 1980s
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It is amazing how much progress we have made and how much more progress we can make! Things used to look so much worse.
What’s really nice is the 2014 outlook said peak emissions would be in ~2045, a full 30% above 2014 emissions and we’d scream past 500ppm
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Their fries aren't bad if you get them with the vinegar.
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