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Brendel

@brendelbored.bsky.social

Host of all podcasts. Independent Journalist. Top 0.001 Meme Creator and Memeology Influencer. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
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Quit sharing that picture of Marie La Pen crying! She won’t see it but your friends and family who are horrible fucking loser racists will
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Paul Revere? lol of all people, just the guy who was around, horse ride guy
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Project Lincoln people stay winning (losing)
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Tim 👏 Ryan 👏 Swimsuit 👏 Competition
Hey you guys wanna see the dumbest plan to replace Biden possible? www.semafor.com/article/07/0...
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Finally, the person who brought us Dr Oz and Dr Phil can also help select a President
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Yeah it was actually really good. Honestly all the food tasted a little better, fries too
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Truly embarrassing behavior
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The one constant in Bluesky is that my pedantic humorless enemies are also gigantic ass losers
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The most important thing about the election in France is that I once went to France and ate McDonalds and they had cranberry sauce for the McNuggets
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Bluesky Orcs rise up, let us post our pictures of piggy poop balls, Threads will not defeat us
@nytimes is back on Threads. I've deleted my post, but remain deeply concerned about its editorial standards and direction in this crucial historical moment.
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I wish things were good enough that we didn’t have to worry about horrible racists getting elected in other countries but way to go France
JUST IN: Polls closed in France. Exit polls show surprise: —Left coalition (New Popular Front) projected first. (!) —Far-right (RN) has lost its bid to take power. Anti-RN front appears to have worked very well. —No bloc close to majority. Follow this 🧵 for results and more:
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Hoping whatever coalition gov they end up with means that they’re also done with Macrons weird ass
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This is typo but I feel it’s perfect given the circumstances
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He’s Australian so I think being indecipherable is part of his culture
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I can’t explain how fucked up it is that Threads created a more hostile atmosphere to the New York Times than we did. Tony the Tiger brand humping website just beat our asses.
Wow. @nytimes.com has closed their Threads account and left the platform after days of getting just shredded in the replies for their handling of Biden post debate. Now they're getting dog piled on Instagram for running from Threads.
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Whenever anyone has ever done this preemptively like “oh I bet you’re going to BLOCK me coward” my response is well I hadn’t thought about it but yeah I guess
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He’s saying he hates Trump so it depends if you like Trump!
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Ooh la la part of a shoulder
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It’s the horrible secret that no one can share: their actual beliefs. It’s why their Supreme Court nominees just lied to everyone, right in their faces.
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Things seem bleak but it’s probably a bad sign for Republicans that people have started mentioning their actual goals and political blueprint and their response is “how fucking dare you??”
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Oh fuck the news actually mentioned the stuff we’re constantly tweeting about, people are going to think we’re damn freaks
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Again the proper response to Stephen Miller or Donald Trump or anyone claiming to not be in lockstep with Project 2025 is just to ask them “what part do you disagree with?”
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When I saw how bad the ratings were I was kind of surprised that I instantly thought “good I hope they go away, they aren’t helping anything or anyone”
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Desperately hoping this is a bit
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One of my favorite things in comics is when superheroes have guns. The Flash can create cyclones and phase his fist through solid matter and he can just be like listen up Bucko I’m packing heat
Sometimes I just wanna read a Bob Haney comic.
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Batman makes the most sense to use one but it still looks goofy. It makes this adult man dressed like a bat look ridiculous. Get a real job Batman
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And the fact that the piece didn't even mention that northern Idaho has been regarded as a haven for neo-Nazis and white supremacists since the Aryan Nations set up shop there in the 1970s is just a gobsmacking omission.
I know they get rolled all the time but for the Times to get rolled by “actually they just want to reclaim the values of Western civilization as they see it … with larger families and fewer immigrants” is the Times putting the 14 words in the paper