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C.U.Next.Time of the good variety.....👀👀👀 Regretting the choice of user name daily.... don't be one......

Bitte keine Zwiebeln. Mir wurde gesagt, ich sei ein Schwammkopf 😆😆😆

Leai lava se taimi mo tagata valea 👀

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My “like” only means acknowledgment, not approval 🤮
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Them: Where is the ANY key? Me: 👀
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This is unfortunately one of those rhetorical question thingys innit? Life has always and will continue to suck ass for most of us brownies 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾
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The ICJ ruled states cannot provide aid or assistance to Israel to be used in maintaining its occupation. Surely now, this nation must expel Israel’s ambassador & set sanctions -giving shelter & succour to an offical rep of an officially recognised apartheid regime normalises its egregious brutality
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To be crystal clear This is not an accident, this government is engineering the failure of our health system piece by piece This is intentional
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Oh, the tobacco excise cut is a “trial”. No doubt Costello will share the names of the public health researchers running this trial, their experimental protocol, funding, human ethics approval etc. Unless there are no researchers and she’s talking nonsense. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Watch: Minister Casey Costello says heated tobacco tax cuts a 'trial'www.rnz.co.nz The minister has defended the changes, saying she was looking at "a range of options" to help addicts.
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Going outside and yelling "Oh, what the hell?" at the sky didn't help. Any suggestions?
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btw, shitposting has existed as long as humans could communicate we call them epitaphs now, but they were as wildly used then as we shitpost now humanity has always needed venting to survive the shit
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If you ever wondered where Wile E. Coyote got his crazy contraptions, here it is... 1976 #c20th LOC www.flickr.com/photos/libra...
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fuck. a contract i thought was a done deal just let me know they went with someone else. for real, anything y'all have, social media, editing, copywriting, anything, please let me know
anyway if any of you have any leads on any editorial, pr, or copywriting work, please let me know. it's getting dire and it feels bad to be put in the situation of betting on a Kickstarter for a party game for economic stability, when there are pretty significant start up costs I still gotta pay
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Checking which movies to watch at the NZIFF (International Film Festival). The opening film "we were dangerous" is on the list! 😍 Any other reckons? Always keen to check out environment/climate change themed movies, but havent spotted a lot of those...🤔 #aotearoa #nziff
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Training people to take a call from IT that walks them through booting into safe mode and disable their security software will have no unintentional consequences
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Absolutely huge numbers of bears last night and again tonight. 20+ bears at the falls. And fortunately, the salmon are running strong tonight. There may be some squabbling, but everyone is going to get fed.
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*cracks knuckles I will end up in someone's circle thing someday
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Just discovered another cool thing about Bluesky’s nuclear block: if someone replies to a post of yours to scam/spam those reading it, you can block the person and remove the spam for everyone 🎉
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good day for a re up
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I don’t want any more news. I want memes.
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goddamnit allan, it’s international women’s day!
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Sometimes standing alone exposes you to the purest light...
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Sometimes my hair gets itchy and I’m worried I’m turning into Medusa.
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“Former Pharmac board member Dr Anthony Jordan told Stuff he wrote to board chairperson Paula Bennett that night, resigning effective immediately, because he believed the new directive ignored “clear evidence” that the agency’s Treaty considerations had improved the health of New Zealand.” #NZpol
Stuffwww.stuff.co.nz
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General reminder that when the wrestlers in the WWF/E tried to unionize, they made the mistake of including Hogan in the discussion. He ran straight to Vince McMahon's office and ratted them out.