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he *is* a felon?
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can't say lie bc we can't prove intent, can't say felon bc uh......
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NYTimes editors: we couldn't possibly report something as a fact, even if it is a literal fact, because then we wouldn't be balanced. The most important thing is that our vibes are balanced. (It's just a nice side effect that when we help the GOP win we pay a lower tax rate.)
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"Former president Donald Trump, who was allegedly convicted on 34 felony counts..."
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Meteorologists should apply this. They are often very biased towards inclement weather.
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lol they already changed it, that was fast
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Next edit will have “Biden, who is really old, and his campaign call attention to Trump’s Felon Status”
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"Biden, who some voters believe is an illegitimate vegetable, has purchased ads..."
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"Decrepit ancient and senile head of the biden crime family paints politcal rival as felon"
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This is literally every other post on Xitter
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"Biden, fascist and war criminal..."
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This isn't much better! It's almost a parody of well-intentioned liberal terminology, e.g., "He's not a felon; he's a person who has attained felony status." Just say, "Biden campaign ad highlights that Trump is a felon." It's shorter, accurate, and everyone can understand it.
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Tell me this is the New York Times, without telling me this is the New York Times.
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"Felon" is a noun, and while "Trump's Felon Status" does get the idea across, shouldn't there be an adjectival form more suitable here? Such as "Trump's Felonic Status" or "Trump's Felonistic Status?"
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I misspelled it, but it turns out felonious is actually a word 😅
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Felonious here would describe Trump's state, not Trump himself, so the headline is better as written. Sorry, I'll retreat back into my wellackshually hole.
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This whole little branch of the thread is full of wellackshually guys, so don't feel like the Lone Ranger, pal.
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You are correct. (I actually knew this. But it was fun to dream up "Felonological" or "Felonial.) I will forgive a headline writer, who may be short on space, for using "Felon" to save four extra characters.
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I think "Felonial" might be the best one you came up with :)
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Felonius Monk, playing the blues from San Quinton
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"Criminal Motherfuckerness"
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How ironic. The courts seem to be delaying all of DT's cases so they don't run until after election day, but this one felon charge is now established, and cannot go away w/o slow mo appeals which will not be in any way bought before the election.
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"brought", although "bought" is probably also o.k.
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I was thinking they picked the initial one because it was more terse. That works too. Hell, maybe they're going for rage-clicks with the first one.
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I actually did paint this 😁
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Sure Donald Trump is a felon, but only in the literal sense of having been convicted of multiple felonies by a jury of his peers in a court of law.
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Weird how Trump is the only person they seem to struggle with correctly labeling.
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He's just a kid with his whole life ahead of him...
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"why don't people trust us???"
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I believe he was "painted" as such by 12 people 34 times just a couple of weeks ago.
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i am honestly surprised they never ran a headline like “judge and jury paint trump as felon”. (i didn’t check, please don’t correct me if they did, i am very fragile)
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"Person in robes implies that Trump may potentially have at one point been a felon"
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"ok, but can you work in a 'possibly' and a 'maybe', too?" says the editor
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Media tries to avoid hurting Republican feelings sooo badly - and risk losing subscribers in the process. SMH State the facts, the often painful truth, and be prepared to defend it.
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It's not a painting, it's an un-manipulated photograph
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I saw that this morning and was wondering how long it would take for an edit. About two hours it seems. The headline has been changed but the lead is still the mushy “who can really say”
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It appears that no one will paint the Times as an outlet for responsible journalism.
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“Biden describes stop sign as red with white lettering”
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He's setting up for the debates where he can pull out the "A convicted felon says 'what?'?" bit...
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How about, “POINTS OUT he’s a felon”?
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They improved it somewhat.
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That’s not a painting! It’s a window.