Cooper Lund: Whatever you think this post is quoting is wrong, I’ll put the full thing in the replies

Whatever you think this post is quoting is wrong, I’ll put the full thing in the replies

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We used to be a country, a proper country

Is it bad that this is clearly him trying to recruit fascists based on What The Teens Are Into? Yes. Is this an incredibly funny pick from that era? Absolutely.

He’s not like the other fascist dads. He’s a cool fascist dad!

Y'all are NOT making me want to see that post - any version of it 🩵

Also ginning engagement dollars. The more ridiculous the post, the more replies. It does make me laugh that he’s telling on himself as someone who finds no joy in his life.

As they see more and more woke conspiracy everywhere you turn the universe of things magachuds are permitted to enjoy gets small and smaller

Dude, he's been like this forever!😀

Only funnier one would have been Smash Mouth. Just totally outing himself as a Shrek fan.

This is funnier than smash mouth bc that smash mouth song was good.

Yeah, let's not sully the memory of Smash Mouth. He only died a few months ago. RIP, Smash Mouth.

So wait, the Alien Ant Farm was collectivized?

I need to know if Annie is ok

Annie was more than OK, here she is encouraging the ants to sign the cards.

There used to be a time when our lawbreakers had style -- Al Capone, etc. Now none of our criminals are smooth

SHES NOT ANSWERING

As long as eventually they make movies about this, I’m fine with it

She's a CPR dummy. She's definitely okay.

For years I thought it was "Annie Oakley." Decades.

Back before 2002 when people first began immigrating to the US.

Right! The famous post-9/11 surge in immigration, huge one

This country did not have meaningful immigration from non-Americans before the dot com bubble.

We need to return to the days when the immigrants who came here were American.

2002 was the year Obama erased the borders. 😜

Hell, it was back before banks

in college i mentioned to a friend that video killed the radio star was the first video on MTV (later described by jon stewart as a piece of trivia that *everyone knows*) his response: "presidents of the united states… classic!"

Tales from the “pseudo-intellectual libertarian podcaster to neo-Nazi pipeline”

(looking at a Me First and the Gimme Gimmes CD, sobbing): The Woke Mob took this from you

Becoming a Nazi because Warped Tour isn't what it used to be.

didn't hear one cum or dick joke on warped tour, the woke got 'em

(me finding a used Bloodhound Gang CD in the $1 bin at my local record shop): RETVRN

What if I told you that Bad Touch is basically the same song as Get Lucky and we have already returned

ou est les A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying d'antan

By the time Get Lucky rolled out, they'd fallen off.

this is incorrect, I am the Woke Mob and I am directly responsible for Me First and the Gimme Gimmes outsiderzine.tripod.com/artlessnoncu...

Interview with Spike Slawsonoutsiderzine.tripod.com

Thank you for your service. 🫡

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and swingin utters, apparently, which is very fun

“they wouldn’t let you make a reggie and the full effect cd these days, you know why”

easily the funniest reveal i've had on this website

I love how many replies I’m getting from people who have to go into their moderation settings to see the payoff

Hahahaha

WHAT IS IT?! lol

I saw people in the comments of that original post saying “this was back when MTV still played MUSIC and it wasn’t all tv shows!!!” Even though jokes about MTV becoming just TV started as early as like 1995.

My childhood era was better than yours!

anyone who posts this ought to be forced to travel through time and listen to my parents spend the '90s repeating what they hear on talk radio

There's a theory that "the good old days" are perpetually 30 years ago. 2010s libertarians loved the Reagan '80s, 1980s Rs idolized the Ike '50s, 1950s anticommunists loved pre-New Deal '20s, 1920s Wall Street types longed for Gilded Age, etc. So we're due for late '90s/early '00s being glamorized.

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