Erin Fogg

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Erin Fogg

@criminalerin.bsky.social

Just a funny weird guy, not a threat to any establishment
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Trying to come up with a lil riff about how the landed gentry are happily signing up with their own personal FBI agents & failing, bc it's not funny I think they would actually do that given the option and what's more they would think it is a bonus and a form of additional home security
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"And other goodies" ya okay tell me bro stashed quaaludes without saying bro stashed quaaludes lol
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Idk why America doesn't have a robust strike culture anymore when it's so simple. First,
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U had me at Democrats & Republicans are getting weird
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I was hoping they'd stop locking up the deodorant but ig this is good too
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But if we kill capitalism who will keep coming up with solutions for problems that don't exist ahah checkmate communists
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What, like Cybertrucks are so dangerous that they'll cook a baby? Lol u and your imagination Now to take a big sip of coffee and google Tesla cook baby
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I sort of do think all the auto makers want us to both kill and be killed at this point this screen shit is outrageous fucking subway surfer ADHD kid TikTok video ass cars
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Look If a Cybertruck runs over a LEGO. at speed on the highway? My money's on the LEGO
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Who needs safety when u got le epic merch
He spent way more time on the epic alliteration at the end than he did on the problem
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If soda cans & LEGO can do it, so can we
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It not only LOOKS like a sharp dangerous vehicle, it IS a sharp dangerous vehicle
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My last car was a 20-yo van bought for $900 cash in 2022 and it ran for two years solid but ya actually maybe this time I'll spring for the $120k car that I can't afford to charge
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Consider how many videos there are of people proudly beating their Cybertrucks with batsti show how aggro & high speed & MAN TUFF they are, you'd think they'd actually appreciate a little community involvement in their efforts
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Considering how widely uninsurable the Crybertruck is you'd think it was just 16-yos driving it but no!
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If only we had a truism about not reinventing the wheel, and maybe even a slang term for dangerously small steering wheels
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I'm somewhat surprised he doesn't just buy a new garage
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I for one am glad the Cybertruck exists bc what other vehicle is out there providing nonstop hits like this
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Oh well of course that makes sense that the Cybertruck run delivered 3 months ago on the vehicle launched 8 months ago was one of the bad ones unlike all the other ones which are bad in different ways
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Oh get RIGHT out of town c'mon don't make me look up who owns TIME Magazine
No! Chill! None at all!
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No! Chill! None at all!
Christ on a cracker these people have no chill
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Otoh if this is so disturbing how come I can't stop giggling heeeheee "village in a dish" heeeheeeheeee
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