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David_j_roth

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The flannel dunce.
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Tale as old as time.
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Hough was magic. I went back after the recording and tried to find a photo of him where didn't look like he was 42 and failed. This is his rookie card, he was 24 when the pic was taken.
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He is admittedly not my type of guy and I don't want to be mean but the new Murdoch Coaching Tree CEO of the Washington Post is maybe the most Tory-looking guy I've ever seen. "What if Dave Matthews was somehow also Nigel Farage" is definitely the future of something, but not anything I want.
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Have to respect the Diamondbacks for choosing to pay tribute to consummate craftsman Jon Avnet, director of 1991's Fried Green Tomatoes and 2008's Righteous Kill, with a patch on their jersey. A lot of teams wouldn't have.
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I don't agree with Senator J.D. Vance on very much, but it is nevertheless my honor to welcome him to The Black Parade.
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Incredible abundance of I Frew Up faces/stances from Donald Trump today. I don't know where it goes from here or what it amounts to in the long run but this is a significant contribution to the canon.
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The loudest audiobook ever recorded.
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Every day starting around the seventh inning the Mets call in a different guy from the bullpen to re-enact this tweet. They play the song that pitcher has selected, he throws some warm-ups, and then whoever it is does the slide-one-foot thing.
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It's an international sign of distress!
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Ladies and gentlemen, the political elite.
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I'm going to get in touch
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Putting this on while I light 685 candles and fill the bathtub with rose petals.
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They're calling it The Saddest Curiosity Gap Headline In History.
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When the angel breaks the seal
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It's beautiful. The jersey, I mean.
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"The Mientkiewicz is excellent, but if you are looking for something with a little more assertiveness,"
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Pardon me, friend, but could you pass me the Merve?
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1) America absolutely rocks. We are doing incredible.
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One of those classic How It Actually Works bits, from a perfectly of the moment story. www.politico.com/news/2024/04...
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So what would you say that your job is, as the exclusive provider of uniforms to Major League Baseball teams.
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If you are around NYC on Thursday you should come to our reading, if only to watch me try to read around the em-dashes in my writing in an attempt to make the sentences comprehensible. A thrill ride in itself! It's at Yu & Me in Chinatown at 7pm.
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Like many, I was swayed by the initial arguments that jamming all pro and college sports full of gambling shit wouldn't lead to embarrassing and preventable scandals and worse, but in retrospect this isn't as convincing as I remember.
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I think, in the fullness of time, that this is the best bit of basketball analysis I've ever read. Or anyway it is the one I'll remember the longest.
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The risks are everywhere. It's a frightening time.
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It is kind of funny, in an abstract sense, that the solvency of a leading presidential candidate depends upon a meme stock. It is very funny, in a less abstract sense, that he is very obviously going to fuck over his supporters more or less on principle. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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I love this shit. It is really helpful/handy that "illiterate golf lizard who is part of three active ponzi schemes at any given time theatrically cry-bragging about how scared he is of cities" is both something like the median GOP voter and also a real-life elected official.
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Storming in here and demanding "that Bilbo Pack."