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He is admittedly not my type of guy and I don't want to be mean but the new Murdoch Coaching Tree CEO of the Washington Post is maybe the most Tory-looking guy I've ever seen. "What if Dave Matthews was somehow also Nigel Farage" is definitely the future of something, but not anything I want.
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"I have hunted an Irish child for sport, but I did it at Burning Man" is a wildly unappealing vibe, yes.
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Why do they insist on the dumbest fucking shoes
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So many good expensive shoes and they wanna shop off the rack at Aldo
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oh, those shoes cost a ton of money they’re just cheap-looking
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actually they look like Bruno Magli Lisbon, so only $300 or so I would have expected him to get ripped off much harder
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The aesthetics of this timeline are just the worst
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It costs $5us to make - let's charge them $300. Those dumb f's will buy anything we market. It's like being back in HS. The lamest ppl always were like I need to look cool. They have all the cash, but still understand deep down they aren't & will always be try hards.
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That's a thing we noticed in Europe a couple months ago: the trend in (men's, at least) shoes seems to be really generic cheap-looking shoes that cost a FORTUNE. For my birthday, my family bought me shoes that cost a fortune but actually look amazing and are handmade leather. 1/
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(They apparently are fine in the rain, but I don't dare wear them if there's even a hint of wet on my iPhone weather app.) 2/2
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Bet I could sell that guy a ton of Vessis
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The amount of amazing Ringer articles about the Succession wardrobe was eye opening. Rich people are crazy, it's like paying $100k for a car that looks like a Ford Taurus.
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that’s tory sitting yep
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The white soles on the shoes are the most terrifying part of this type of Guy
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Alexa, show me a photo of a man who absolutely has a paid Seeking Arrangements account.
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could literally be an illegitimate Murdoch failson
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The ankle on those pants makes me want to [redacted]
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Well he’s definitely getting ready to dump hundreds of pounds of shit on us.
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Does he know that bigger dudes like him look ridiculous in skinny jeans? Bc I feel like he doesn't know this. Where's the suit guy when you need him?
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Waist is definitely way too wide for skinny jeans🤣
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"We will educate our brother. Also, this is bad news for Biden, who is very old".
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We want jeremy clarkson, but remove everything that makes people like him.
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People like clarkson??
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Feels more Jeremy Clarkson than Farage. So many types of British Fucks.
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One milkshake, coming up
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On my phone “Dave” displays right above “Nigel,” and since I read this out of the corner of my eye I saw “Dave Niehaus” and was instantly ready to drive through the night to fistfight you. I’m glad it didn’t come to that, since I appreciate your Whole Deal and also since I’d get sleepy quickly.
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Jeggings are the move for comfort when you’re laying a lot of people off
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The UK's conservative party.
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I only ask that because our “conservatives” look like this🤣
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Is it equivalent to a liberal in the states?
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they've been going wayyyyyyy down the right wing brainrot rabbit hole the past few years
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Ok, so they are equivalent to Liberal Democrats in the States…Got it LOL
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No. They’re conservatives.
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Thanks, it was confusing cause Conservatives here don’t dress as cool as the guy being criticized 🤣
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are we talking about the same guy
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They’re about as right-wing as the average Republican at this point in time and rabidly illiberal, though back in 2010 I’d have said they’d have slotted more into the right wing of the Democrats (Tories have gone *substantially* right and Democrats left since then).
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Just that “liberal” means 11 different things in the US.