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I'll probably get mad about it later.
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I honestly believe that a lot of conservative strategizing is based on the correct assumptions that liberals would never be as ruthless as they are.
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Cat is screaming and rolling around in contorted agony as though his spine broke which means it has been 3 minutes since someone petted him
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great news everyone. i’ve been presented with the medal of honor for putting in and taking out contact lenses while wearing huge press-on nails. everyone is clapping and telling me how i’m the bravest girl in the world
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from home to train to hotel room
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#RS500 225 Me to everyone I knew in 2002: "Have you heard this album? You have to hear this album!" The sound was revolutionary and two decades later we're still feeling it's impact — there's no folklore without YHF. I was a fan before and have been since but this is their best. Fave song: Jesus Etc
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They said that the heat can make people irritable and that is such FUCKING BULLSHIT
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This is why Admiral Adama made sure there were no networked computers on the Galactica.
It really is incredible how much analog infrastructure we have already gotten rid of under the assumption we will always have things like electricity and satellite communication
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How it feels to be a guy who's constantly shvitzing and reports on climate change
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Oh my god
Youngest kid has us watching DS9 and I hadn’t realized how Odo is basically a cat who makes cat expressions.
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Goodnight. "The goal is oblivion. I have arrived early." Jorge Luis Borges
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Someone texted me at 7 am this morning asking if they could bring a pet into the office for the day. Didn't say dog. Said pet. That could not be more suspicious, I definitely am thinking it's a snake or a pot-bellied pig or a lemur or a fainting goat or a komodo dragon or a bobcat or their spouse
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Just going to say it: I wish I could call my dad today.
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John Wick but he's hunting down and killing all billionaires and it's not a movie but a real guy who's super good with guns just ridding us of the very real scourge of billionaires.
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Somewhere, there's an alternate history where Zuckerberg and Musk actually did their little duel and Zuckerberg accidentally throat-punched too hard and the world suddenly had one less super-billionaire.
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“Our best current model of the human brain works like this; We made a computer program based on this model; Therefore this computer program is in effect the same sort of thing as a human brain” does not seem like an especially strong argument tbh
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The Thankful Ill.
Make a band milder. Blue Hämster Club
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My latest cartoon for New Scientist.
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Please try to explain the 1970s to my cat
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got my outfit fully settled for Pride. I am invincible
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What if in your house there lived a little kitty with a soft fuzzy belly
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Gaming teaches so many lifelong skills you can’t learn in school. Minmaxing, savescumming, ragequitting, noob pwning,