diarrhea2000

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Just remarkable how "old person won't retire" has driven history for the last 15 years. Kennedy not resigning after brain cancer diagnosis -> Scott Brown Feinstein staying on past prime and bungling hearings -> Kavanaugh/Barrett RBG Biden

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If only spry, youthful Joe Biden hadn’t gone to that crazy beach on his vacation 😞

Was that a live @daveweigel.bsky.social?

incredibly irresponsible to have joe biden on the ticket, it should have never gotten to this point

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I can't stop looking at Rumble's front page

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but doctor, pagliacci is out of network

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They’re getting mad at the Onion’s annual Mother’s Day re-post

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Yes let’s have some sensible and perfectly normal News Analysis of removing one in every twenty people from the country; something on the order of the population of New York State, or the Netherlands. Will you see a difference in your electric bill? How will it affect your daily commute?

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NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and will share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

The Onion Is Sold by G/O Mediawww.nytimes.com The satirical news website was bought by a new firm in Chicago that took inspiration for its name, Global Tetrahedron, from a book written by The Onion’s staff.

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Probably the worst social harm caused by facebook is that it deprived us of local businesses having a website created by someone’s nephew

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I can’t believe Taylor Swift put this song on her new album. Disgusting.

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'eyyyyy

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In a drastic attempt to protect their beachfront homes, residents in Salisbury, Massachusetts, invested $500,000 in a sand dune to defend against encroaching tides. After being completed last week, the barrier made from 14,000 tons of sand lasted just 72 hours before it was completely washed away

$500K Dune Built to Protect Coastal Homes Lasts Just 3 Dayswww.thedailybeast.com The handmade barrier, which used 14,000 tons of sand, quickly crumbled.

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If I called a conservative talk radio show and told them there’s a player on my son’s high school basketball who identifies as a dog, how long would it take before they realized I was summarizing the movie Air Bud?

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Every two weeks a judge in a different state bangs a gavel, announces "it is the finding of this court that the accused, Donald Trump, is an absolute turbo shithead" and then fines him an amount roughly equal to a MLB team's entire payroll. This is expected to continue for months.

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i alluded to this last night but it is genuinely wild to see these antifederalist dudes basically ask supporters of the constitution, "what if there is a trump?" here's patrick henry at the virginia ratifying convention.

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Strain of weed that is specifically for going to the store

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How we used to have to buy weed

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"Just how bad is it in Gaza?" - 1% of population killed in 3 months - 85% displacement - 1 shower per 4,500 people - 1 toilet per 220 - 2/3 hospitals closed 706,000 people are starving to death worldwide -- 577,000 of them (82%) are in Gaza. www.economist.com/middle-east-...

Just how bad is it in Gaza?www.economist.com As Israel is accused of genocide, we look at the humanitarian crisis

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what are we doing here buds

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me shoveling a foot of snow trying not to throw my back out

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thinking of this incredible series of Jan 6 tweets from Kevin Sorbo on this third anniversary of that day

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happy anniversary to this post, featuring one of the greatest kickers of all time

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check out this guy in the flashlight reddit having the best day of his fucking life

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people who do coke are so funny to me. yeah man nobody noticed that you went to the bathroom for 20 minutes and came back as an insane person

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this edible ain't shit *gets up to go to the bathroom*

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Oh god this just fucked me up

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*to the tune of build me up buttercup" 🎵I need a hamburger, A hamburger baby or I'll kill myself, I'll do it right now, and then Worst of all, Hamburger better come with frenchy fries, Or everyone dies 🎵

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I am never not thinking about this