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Look lady, I'm just here for the cat gifs

Follow me. I am nice.

Time spent reading my posts can never be recovered👇
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20 hr
rest in peas
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19 hr
relax folks, it was a white couch
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · a day
Me and the fellas practicing healing through interpretive dance
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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social · a day
*shouting down from the top of a water slide BABE, DON’T WORRY, THE DOCTOR JUST CALLED, I DON’T HAVE CANCER, IT’S CHLAMYDIA!!!
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 4 days
I often think that if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 5 days
I keep my large swear jar in my car.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 3 days
Give me a roll of duct tape, a black trash bag, and a shovel, and I will gladly solve all your problems.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · a day
Most of my posts are based on real life conversations... in my head.
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Brick's House @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 2 days
Why am I full after 2 hard boiled eggs but I can eat like 30 if they're scrambled in this essay I will
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 2 days
Oh good the two genders. Men in Black or Liberace
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 2 days
No one told me that running away from my responsibilities wouldn’t make them go away. What the hell?.. should I keep running or..?
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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 2 days
Therapist: so I looked at your Bluesky... And... Um Me: wow ok stalker
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 2 days
Just met J.D. Vance’s high school girlfriend
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 2 days
Sorry babe but there's only one coconut bra left for the luau and I need it more than you do
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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social · 2 days
Three hours sleep in six days and I have never felt more alive.
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 2 days
"just having a brat summer," she says, backing her car up into an elderly woman
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Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social · 2 days
PLEASE! WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE VIBES?!
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 2 days
Yes hi I would like to exchange my human condition for a human connection please
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Drummy™ @crashtestdrummy.bsky.social · 8 days
Starbucks girl: Nick. Is that with a CH or a K? Me: Surprise me. Cup: Nichk
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Drummy™ @crashtestdrummy.bsky.social · 7 days
If I just didn't care, I don't think I'd bother with raising my hands, let alone waving them.
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 4 days
*slowly puts in earbuds while you're talking to me*
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futurejeff[migo]🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol · 6 days
me: the number on phones and calculators are laid out differently optometrist: please. Just - 1 or 2. I have other patients
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 6 days
I call it my shower sourdough, I've been continuously melding new bars of soap into it for twenty-eight years
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 6 days
I'm not promiscuous I have emophilia
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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social · 6 days
Gonna record myself devouring a corn dog and call it cornography.
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sliceofhell.com @sliceofhell.bsky.social · 6 days
Hey sorry about the posts, guys
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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 6 mo
so I keep hearing fan fiction is worth reading so I googled to find the most popular fan fics and ok I expected there'd be loads of erotica but omg is there anything with an ACTUAL STORY or is it ALL just "chose your favourite characters and make them fuck" in this essay I will
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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 5 mo
Water. Earth. Fire. Air. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home
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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 4 mo
inside you are two wolves. one is a duck. the other is a duck. they are both ducks and THEY WANT BREAD