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Incredible quote.
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The GOP doesn't even pretend to be about competent governance anymore. Republicans enjoy bloated salaries, first class medical insurance and bulletproof pensions at our expense just to do nothing. Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen.
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You must be familiar with the Ohio Senate Career Path where men of no defining characteristics and devoid of moral fiber sit on their collective, historical assess for six or 12 years while preventing Americans from enjoying those same benefits.
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Don't forget legislative immunity allows them to do crimes, that's a nice perk
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You have to be pretty egregious about it. Former Rep. Mike Fortenberry (R-NE1) was caught taking illegal cash campaign contributions in a literal brown paper bag when fund-raising in California ('cause that's close to home) from a Nigerian billionaire.
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when the nigerian prince starts giving back
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Only the Senate, and it only in the course of their official business.
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Trump and his thug gang are already trying that one out; how's it working for them? No legislative immunity as part of the job description, but they thought there was, too. Not for corruption or crimes.
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And they have been doing this the last 50 years; just the slogans/morals changed. Now, just blatant, in your face, this is what we really are, how do you like it? Leave them...on the side of the road, far, far away, never to be found. Enough of this hate everyone politics.
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This explains why conservatives are pronoun-phobic.
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Remember when they shut down the government when they controlled the House, the Senate, and the Presidency?
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That was ANTIFA's fault!
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How come nobody else ever gets blamed for the stuff I do, and boast widely about clearly I got a rat in my gang
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He’s *so* close to getting it.
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He’s been in office nearly 25 years so I’m thinking another 25 and he might just get it
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It's like when I shit my pants. Everyone's all "why have you done this?" and "Oh my God, the smell!" Nobody even stops to consider that SOMEONE ELSE might have shit my pants and blamed me. "But how could they do that, they're your pants?" people say. Which is just bullying, if you ask me.
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We’ve reach the “It’s not fair mom!”—tier of republican governance
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Republicans are so used to political reporters NOT accurately blaming them that, on the rare occasions it does happen, it feels to them like the reporters are breaking the rules
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A Self own for the ages.
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Oh my god, did he REALLY say that???
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Not buying it. I can find cites for the first part (and even that is being taken out of context), but nothing for the 2nd part. He seems to think it's bad policy, and in any case.
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Really trying to gift wrap 2024 for the Democrats
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i’m moving to the Forest
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Wow. They do hear themselves, right?
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They have trouble with object permanence and find mirrors scary.
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Only if it echoes back to them. And this doesn't.
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“Boo hoo, my party’s crazy and everyone knows it, people always blame the arsonist for burning down the house!”
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I saw this last night and was like AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHHHA
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The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. -Albert Einstein.
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Big "why do all these gay guys keep sucking my dick?" energy
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More DARVO abuser BS. [ahem] “I GOT YER ‘BLAME’ RIGHT HERE BUDDY…!”
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Have they considered not shutting the government down?
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Husband to wife: I always get the blame! Why?! It makes no sense (as he places another dirty dish in the sink and walks away)
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Shouldn't he use the term credit instead of blame?
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“We always get called out for our actions, so where’s the incentive for us to change? HUH???”
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It was me. I blamed Mike just yesterday.
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Don't consistently do the thing you consistently do of you don't wanna get blamed for the thing you're constantly doing?
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Fleeting moment of near self-realization.
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