I would like to say "Off you pop, Le Pen" but sadly that surname has been around since I was a kid so I doubt she's going anywhere right now (except for Vlad's naughty step).
Went for a bath and I am not at all surprised that I can hear Terry snoring on the sofa again.
Eats. Sleeps. Makes a mess. Repeat.
Like having a puppy.
Oof. Having a real come down after 8+ years of bullshit and realising we can finally do basic things we have neglected for so long.
Off to bed with the luminate app.
I had a plant mince burrito tonight. My last plant based mince things were Beanfeast Bolo and Chilli back in 1991 and they was disgusting.
This was a gamble and it paid off. Delicious.
Granted I’m a big prisons nerd, but still, it’s been a whole day, and I’m really surprised at how happy this has made me. A day on and I’m elated by it. (Timpson was also chair of the Prison Reform Trust.)
For those who don't know: this is James Timpson of Timpson key cutters/shoe repairs/dry cleaners. His company employs ex-convicts and even runs work training programmes in prisons. Genuinely inspired choice.
Tories have been in since I was 26 - a year after uni
As such, things have been ‘A bit shit at the moment’ my whole professional life.
I’m 40 now with children and a body that’s starting to go on me.
I am OFFICIALLY claiming the next 14 years as ‘My best years’, in arrears.
If your area got a new Labour MP then it is your duty to email them and say that you are happy the Tories are out but that transphobia should have no place in the party.
Make Starmer gently walk back his support for Rowling's position!
Considering it, my favourite line of the night was probably @cooraysmith.bsky.social describing Penny Mordaunt as looking like “Catherine Deneuve, if she worked in a big M&S.”
