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they had these in the Wrigley Field men's restrooms not that long ago! not even standing in a line at a trough, instead you gathered around facing each other around a central piss island

Jesus Christ

This is one of the most amazing web pages you will come across. I’ve seen a lot of web pages out there, but I promise you, this one you have to read to the end www.sethabramson.net/bio

BIO | homewww.sethabramson.net

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JD VANCE: “the star wars sequels didn’t handle luke right and it hurt my feefees” DC: “this guy is basically a coal miner”

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time to dust this one off. amen.

Vance is, you guessed it, an adult Catholic convert

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I have never been more IN on a movie after seeing the poster than I am right now. I must see this film.

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I feel seen

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Dem weirdos dreaming up tournament-style solutions to Joe Biden being the nominee and Catturd-grade reactionary types crying about cheating in the French election have one crucial thing in common, which is that they transparently lack the emotional maturity and patience required to be sports fans.

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🎵🎶 Life is a highway 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 It should be maintained 🎵🎶 🎵🎶 With public funds 🎶🎵

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a tweet you still think about

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to Olivia Nuzzi

Also that woman has friends in VERY low places, so I don’t trust her for shit. deadspin.com/boy-do-i-fee...

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Every guy coming out of an Old Navy fitting room to get his gf’s signoff

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Baseball's most sacred tradition continues, even in this misbegotten year. cc @davidjroth.bsky.social

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ahh thinking about movies like Sorcerer and Thief and scenes of just showing a guy doing a task with his hands with no dialogue, scored by Tangerine Dream...

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When Star Trek nerds learn the wrong lesson from Star Trek

oh my god now there's a "future of prison" startup that says it will use AI and brain implants to plant fake memories into the brains of criminals, "rehabilitating" them in minutes instead of years and I am going to spend the rest of the day screaming now sciencetimes.com/articles/509...

Cognify: Revolutionary Prison Concept Uses AI and Brain Implants to Fast-Track Criminal Rehabilitationsciencetimes.com Discover how AI and brain implants are transforming rehabilitation. Read more on Cognify's innovative prison concept now!

When Star Trek nerds learn the wrong lesson from Star Trek

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einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter: (1) your haters are trash (2) you’re a baller, a true queen (3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️

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It’s is a genuine crime that Dennis Farina did not live long enough to guest star on THE BEAR.

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Gavin McInness attempting to get revenge on the menswear guy for critiquing his bad outfits by doxxing him and mocking his outfit, and the attempted doxxing being him posting a picture of an extremely, extremely well-dressed man who is not the menswear guy, is content that could not be improved on.

“No one has ever died from it being too warm outside” is like…the most false statement ever. It could not be more wrong

Thrilled to know we got water in the woke wars.

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So many “tradwife” trend pieces just seem so wholly unaware of how much of it is fetish content, it’d be like if there was a Wirecutter piece on the dangers of getting stuck in washing machines

There is a person who is usually very smart being very dumb right now and it is making me wonder if they’re actually smart or if I just agreed with them once

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closing one of danica patrick's youtube videos after six seconds is just adding to her career DNF totals

Patrick Willems absolutely does not deserve to be on this list, and the fact that the OP lumped him in is probably a sign that he was doomed in the first place

absolutely devastating post

Horrendously wrong from every direction!