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justin

@jurfo.bsky.social

High school history teacher. curmudgeon.
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“Oh the humanity? Oh wah, the humanity.”
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Cable and Iron Man seem very happy with their AI girlfriends, though.
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I don't know that this chart proves what it implies about the uniformly negative coverage of Biden, but I'm tempted to just post it under every NY Times and Washington Post skeet.
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This article definitely could have come out 30 years ago.
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The FBI may take those shitposts seriously. Don’t be an asshole, and don’t post threats of violence on social media, even if you think the ‘joke’ is obvious.
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Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my [NOT IN WORD LIST]
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Well well well. Looks like I pronounce all the words correctly.
Well goddamn if they didn't have me pinned. Gift link if you want to do yours. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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He could never get his legs up that high
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I have seen a lot of condemnations of capitalism and the American system, but none hit me harder than this phrase. “The troubled youth industry”?! What the fuck is that? How is that allowed to be an industry?
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I don’t know that one but I was partial to Natty Ice when I was an impoverished teenage delinquent
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Well I personally think putting all the crypto losers on an abandoned oil rig to figure out what society is for when they realize that they need food and water is a great idea. Put cameras everywhere and live stream the whole catastrophe.
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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see.
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Scientists have been talking about global warming since the dawn of industrialization.
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“A young mother unsatisfied with her seemingly perfect suburban life begins an affair with the boogeyman in her son’s closet—a surprisingly sexy man called the Nightman.”
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I don't want to participate in society anymore, I want to draw dinosaurs in my bedroom all day like I used to
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Hey, I did pretty good but I want to know which one I got wrong. The fake ones seemed so incredibly fake, I was second guessing all the normal ones.
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Offline for a month and spent that whole month thinking about this post? Internet poisoned for sure.
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Thank you, Windows. For once, this is actually a very helpful recommendation.
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if u see this post a wolf
if u see this post a wolf
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I’ve taken up art
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AI ain’t got shit on me
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Massapequa, NY: home of Jerry Seinfeld, the Baldwin brothers, Rex Heuermann, and a whole lot of Trump supporters. You know who else was a convicted felon…?
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When you’ve finally gotten tired of winning, as promised
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Do you think flying a flag upside down is good?
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I know legally and practically these are harder arguments to make than colloquially, but I would like someone to make an argument over what “good Behavior” means in the Constitution. I think there’s a real case to be made to remove Thomas and Alito, and I wish the Democrats would at least try.
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What did I ever do to him?