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are you better off now than four years ago when you blacked out inside every time the president blurbled ‘testing makes the numbers go up’ as you disinfected your groceries and tried to remember the last thing they said on the zoom call before your kids started fighting for the 17th time today
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run with this, definitely run with this. everyone says 2020 was the best year of their lives, more and more you’re hearing how great 2020 was
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I take it back, it wasn’t all shit, there were about 12 great hours there kicking off with four seasons landscaping
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lol replies to these posts are a good psychopath litmus test
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2020 was mostly good vibes, every day I got to do a little dance going in to work so that the thermal scanner camera could tell if I had a fever. Can't have a bad day if you did a jig on your way into work.
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when trump had covid was also a bright spot, until he got better
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everyone’s hearts skipped a beat; and it seems like they really did only barely manage to save the fucker
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Our hearts are still skipping beats, everyone has an irregular heartbeat now.
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Vaxxed???? (That was a joke)
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Anyone who says 2020 was the best year of their life has had a really, really sh*tty life.
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I mean it wasn't the worst year of mine but I didn't exactly enjoy it
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Remember when trump got covid? And we learned he was coughing all over Chris Christie during debate prep? That was a pretty fun 24 hrs
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The only thing that will beat it is when he actually dies
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They'll never be able to take Four Seasons Total Landscaping away from us. (Yes, I bough the t-shirt of Gritty on a riding mower.)
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Same! Needed evidence it was real to tell my grandchildren someday…
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also the chiefs won the super bowl that year
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it was really the last good thing before the pandemic took hold, that's the only reason I remember
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Plus, the KU Jayhawks were the 2020 champs. If you disagree with that, tell it to every D1 football team, who prior to 1998, took to calling themselves a "champion" for being #1 on the final poll.
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I’ll never forget that melty goblin roasting in the noonday sun, that’s forever
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That was the best day on Twitter ever.
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I could only find this on Xitter, unfortunately, but Christine Nangle's parody of the Four Seasons thing was brilliant. twitter.com/nanglish/sta...
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That Philly accent is *on*point*.
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I now realize that I went through an entire character arc from "never used twitter" to "entirely quit twitter and just started using bluesky" in that time and four seasons landscaping was a big part of getting me started on twitter
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I was going to say that boat got stuck that was fun, but that was 2021. Time flows differently now.
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Trump at Walter reed with COVID on amphetamines was p funny
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that day was wild i think i went out to the liquor store and got booze just to celebrate haha
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Still HOWLING at Four Seasons Landscaping
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Don't forget when Trump almost died of covid. That was the best 24 hours on the internet so far.
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next to the dildo shop!
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Who can forget the epic jobs report that even the late George Floyd would be proud of in June 2020. variety.com/2020/politic...
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I was briefly certain that was a parody produced by Larry David.
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Free-basing bleach to kill the Rona inside me was a moment
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He also wanted people to stick flashlights up their asses.
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Yeah baby, we can bring back the 2020 memes
Maga believes everything their apostle and his preachers tell them to believe. You can't approach it logically...
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I mean, I don't know about the best year, but 2020 was alright. Nothing changed in my day to day except way less traffic driving to work, and the stores were less full of idiots blocking aisles and crap. Just, less idiots everywhere when out. Maybe it was the best year... 🤔
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2020 sucked actually
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By and large, yes. But there were some nice parts. Air quality went WAY up for a little while, which decreased Summer temps for us (a return to almost pre-industrial levels). And being HOME all the time meant I finally got to spend time with my wife. LOTS of time. And it was glorious.
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AQI in Portland was over 500 in September 2020. I was doing pretty well during the pandemic but pandemic plus toxic air broke me
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Yeah that was the only year my daughter didn't have asthma attacks. We live near two interstates.
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I am still not over Trump seriously saying "I told them to slow down with the testings, it makes it look bad", and the media didn't make a big deal out of it.
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