Komm, Süsser Todd

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Komm, Süsser Todd

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I'll wear the tiny shorts but that means fanny pack. That's the deal.
ppl love to hate on cargo shorts, but where else I'm gonna put my 3ds?
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If Biden said something like this it would spell the end of not only his campaign but his current tenure. It's just one of countless examples of insane gibberish from Trump that the press & Democrats are choosing to treat as an immutable part of the electoral landscape rather than a story or issue.
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Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
A line from the Simpsons that describes your sex life: Stupid babies need the *most* attention!
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This is one of the most dystopian signs I've ever seen. Republicans are quickly turning this country into an unrecognizable freakshow.
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the conservative theory of law in one headline
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Administrative agencies: very dangerous, must be line edited by Matthew Kaczmaryk President: operates behind a curtain, no peeking
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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.
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Maybe I'm super fucked up but having the supreme court declare that J6 was fine and good actually feels worse than J6
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This is one of the best comics of all time and Lynda put it on the back cover of her book. She really said “I’ll give you that one for free”
stumbled onto this lynda Barry comic again which always makes me a little verklempt
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fuck load up on your physical media if you can. torrent like a madman if you can't. streaming isn't coming to save the day. behave like you got a hot tip about plans to burn the Library of Alexandria.
Sony Group Corp. will reportedly cut around 250 jobs from its recordable media business' key manufacturing hub “It will also gradually cease production of optical disc storage media products, including Blu-ray discs, according to the sources”
Sony Group to cut 250 jobs from recordable media business' key hubmainichi.jp TOKYO (Kyodo) -- Sony Group Corp. will cut around 250 jobs from its recordable media business' key manufacturing hub in northeastern Japan and offer e
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“You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.
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Murder-suicide
The main vibe I get from U.S. politics is that white America is 100% determined to commit suicide.
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The best time to replace biden was probably 1982, when he voted to overturn Roe v Wade. The second best time was probably 1994, when he wrote both the Crime Bill *and* what would later become the patriot act. The third best time was when he voted in 2002 to invade the Hague. The 4th best time was wh
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I’m not a lawyer, but I think homeless people can now k*ll a Supreme Court justice in self defense
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Jailing people for being homeless is a classic American policy: stupid, brutal, and very expensive.
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oh my god there's a chinese knockoff of the cybertruck and somehow the cybertruck looks like a cheap knockoff of it www.carscoops.com/2024/05/dong...
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The New York Democratic Party can’t shift a Republican out of his seat for love or money but they’ll move heaven and earth to boot a progressive black guy in favor of a Reagan Democrat racist
WASHINGTON (AP) — George Latimer wins Democratic nomination for U.S. House in New York's 16th Congressional District, beating incumbent Jamaal Bowman.
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So many “tradwife” trend pieces just seem so wholly unaware of how much of it is fetish content, it’d be like if there was a Wirecutter piece on the dangers of getting stuck in washing machines
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Pretty much every one of these studies comes up with similar results.
Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1,000 a month. Results showed that close to half of the participants secured housing, and nearly $600K saved in public service costs due to fewer ER visits & jail stays. They also saw improved mental health.
Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1,000 a month. A year later, nearly half of participants had housing.www.yahoo.com Participants in Denver's basic income program received up to $1,000 a month. They became more housing secure and landed full-time jobs.
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
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How funny would it be if George R.R. Martin actually did release "Winds of Winter" and it followed the events of Season 8 verbatim?
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24 hours later and not a single article on this. It's disgusting how the media will scandalize every aspect of our existence except our deaths.
There were 16 trans youth suicides after gender affirming care restrictions were implemented in the UK in 2020 compared with only 1 in the 7 years prior. Staff at the NHS attempted to cover it up. Hilary Cass knew but minimized what was happening. This is a massive scandal. Cass lied, kids died.
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They're not gonna deport 20 million people. They're gonna deport the labor organizers, the guys who ask for raises, the guys who leave the pork processing plant to get a better job elsewhere. Our agriculture sector runs on immigrant labor and draconian immigration laws are about giving bosses power
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Baseball needs to stop for a moment of silence. RIP to a titan
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will do, sooner the better
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Wow. So k*lling this man would save hundreds of millions of lives, maybe even a billion …
so in addition to causing significant light pollution that harms astronomical research, the sheer volume of starlink low earth orbit satellites constantly burning up on re-entry could prevent the ozone layer from healing, scientists warn:
Elon Musk's Starlink satellites could burn up the ozone layer, scientists warnwww.yahoo.com A new study warned that internet satellites like Starlink's could send damaging chemicals into the ozone layer when they burn up on reentry.