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@legalminimum.bsky.social

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No longer head lawyer for Bungie. Kinda retired. Have entered my super villain era. Ex-Chief Legal Officer of Pokémon. Produced Detective Pikachu. Entertainment Law prof (University of Washington). Supporter of trans kids.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 10 hr
Imagine being so cringe that you get served by this account.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · a day
For those who may not have LinkedIn accounts, here’s 23 hours in. The first bottle of wine has mostly absorbed into the beans. The meat is brisket and short rib. There’s onion and Anaheim peppers. There’s also 2 cans of tomatoes and my spice mix that I made this morning. The hot dogs are lunch.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 3 days
I am very pleased that I have found my people On Here: the grilling weirdos. Having spent the afternoon re-seasoning my Blackstone, I’m now using it to make what we at our house call Dog Beefs: the outside edge of the steaks after I’ve cut them from our dry ager. Dogs approve.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 4 days
For your future use.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 7 days
I don’t know who either of these people are and don’t care about them, so:
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 7 days
Because of this.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 8 days
Mild badge of honor right here.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 8 days
And since you use a cat emoji I feel obligated to show what I think is one of our more genius things we have. Inside this cupboard is our cat box on a drawer to pull it out for easy changing. There’s a silent run fan on a motion sensor that goes for 15 minutes every time Chaton goes in there.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 8 days
Outwards. See the rectangle at the top front of the unit? That’s the vent cover. I got a slightly higher angle on the one in our living/dining room so you can see where it would open. Please enjoy the Amazon boxes and my wife’s puzzle board on the dining table.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 8 days
Since this has mildly threadjacked into a Don’s House Thread, and there was a discussion On Here this morning about kitchen remodels, here’s a shot of my kitchen from when I was feeding the dogs this morning. See those beams? That’s why we don’t have an in-ceiling unit on that floor.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 8 days
I have the concept sketches for the Sagrada Familia art on the wall in my kitchen, so I agree.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 8 days
I don’t share a lot of photos of French Cat but here she is.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 8 days
I’m mildly pleased with myself because this may be the first-ever use of “weiner” on LinkedIn.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 9 days
I am informed by dead Steve Jobs that Hell is in Michigan.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 9 days
Toy safety, today. It’s Mainway Toys all the way down, baby!
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 10 days
Wearing my Debate Night uniform. Donald Trump isn’t worth socks.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 10 days
#2 for Biden and 1 and 4 for Trump are guaranteed.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 12 days
Are we shitting on libertarians now? CATNIP!
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 12 days
OK Boomer.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 12 days
Model is Toho Neorest 700H. There’s a control panel just out of frame to the left.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 13 days
Here’s a photo of Gravy relaxing on it. All the obstacles are themed off stories of my childhood, hence the name.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 16 days
No matter whether those old white men would have felt cool with the federal judge in question being something other than property.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 17 days
Brought this for you.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 19 days
Me
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 19 days
Here’s the screenshot they posted.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 19 days
I can respect that use of LinkedIn because here’s my photo.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 22 days
It very is. I have a whole collection of memes and screenshotted tweets.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 23 days
Every time I see this skeet I think how I want this shirt for my dog, because he loves wearing clothes and he is the best boy.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 24 days
I mean, I didn’t even call it the Woof Deck, although that’s its name because Gravy likes to go out there and bark at the neighborhood. Timeline cleanse: photo of Gravy.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social · 1 mo
You knew I’d have to respond.