CHONKY 🐈

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Honestly still in shock that the most crooked American President in history said "I need immunity" and the GOP Supreme Court said "well, it's nowhere in the constitution, but sure, why not? Whats the worst that could happen?"

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My kid checking out Bluesky for the first time: [unironically] "So it's just like regular social media except no one uses it?"

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Whale Porn Noise!

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We make jokes about how dystopia is a lot more boring in reality than all the books we had to read in high school made it out to be. I think what we're forgetting is that the part we're in now - where the characters might have stopped it & didn't - is the backstory of these books, not the story.

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The most glamorous of cats.

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People might say, "hey why do you hand out so many likes?" and to those people I say "likes are free, you petty stingy bitch"

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Retail worker: if I fold the shirts wrong, I get fired. Alito: sometimes Clarence and I meet up in the break room to share a scone and a desire to overthrow the United States government.

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every time i jack off i go to confession and tell the priest i just jacked off and you can tell he's so sick of my shit

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"Nature is so peaceful and serene" -people who don't know how much nature likes murder

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We didn’t see the aurora borealis but we did do a drive thru car wash today

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GTA Character Immediately Gets 5 Stars After Expressing Sympathy for Palestine hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

GTA Character Immediately Gets 5 Stars After Expressing Sympathy for Palestinehard-drive.net Vespucci Beach in Los Santos remains closed by police today after a serious incident occurred early Wednesday morning involving a suspect who expressed sympathy for…

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Ice cold take: Seeing injustices should make you uncomfortable.

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watching the kendrick vs drake battle continue

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There's a Yiddish saying: "If hard work were so great, the rich would have kept it for themselves."

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No matter how you protest, they will say you are doing it wrong. Just ask Colin Kaepernick. "Ignore him if he whispers / and kill him if he shouts" -- Allen Toussaint

oh my god shut the fuck up

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mainstream press stories about broadband access can't be bothered to note that most americans live under a local access monopoly resulting in high prices, slow speeds, spotty access, and garbage customer service like, they just don't think that's important context

FCC's net neutrality vote affects your internet speed. We explainwww.usatoday.com The FCC voted Thursday to reinstate net neutrality, which will affect your internet speed.

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it’s weird to say in 2024, but i think a lot of people still haven’t really processed how violent American police really are. watching them do crowd control just once will shake any residual trust in them out of you

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i have not seen any mention of it but it sure seems like the authorities cracking down on student protesters are basically attempting to do what they wish they would have done in response to the george floyd protests

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Taco Bell managers at 4:15 today