If you’re mad about the Supreme Court rulings today (and you really, really should be) remember that there’s a 100% chance Alito and Thomas will retire in the next four years if Trump wins, and they will be replaced by conservatives several decades younger.
This is the most first world of problems, but over the weekend building management cut down all the shrubbery and trees outside my office window. What a hard core bummer on a Monday.
The Sandy Hook parents should get whatever punishment they want from Alex Jones, period.
If one of my kids had been massacred in kindergarten and some braying jackass in the media not only called it all fake but made millions off doing so, I wouldn’t stop punching his face until they tased me
me: it’s weird there are so many stoners in high school now. the whole time I was in high school, I never even saw a beer, and no one did drugs
my children:
me:
my children: mom, we don’t know how to tell you this, but they did, you were just a nerd and they didn’t tell you
You KNOW you're Gen X if you:
- drank from the hose
- called your friend's house on a landline to talk about drinking from the hose
- consumed liquids from a flexible tube in the yard
- had a big-ass book of CDs with sounds of ppl drinking from the hose
- played Hose Drinkin' on NES
- are depressed
FB just showed me this so now you have to see it, too.
Also, please, please "boys," please pick the tree. We don't want to listen to your whiny bullshit. The tree doesn't either, but it's a tree, so....
Marveling at the extent to which politics is, for many Americans, the art of completely ignoring what the candidates say and do while hypothesizing an ideal candidate who does not exist and then convincing themselves that the person they're imagining is Donald Trump.
One of my favorite things about a long relationship is the shorthand. “Where are you sitting?” “Behind the guy who announced at confirmation that his kids don’t love him”
The best part about l'affaire de Noem is that there's gonna be weeks of Harkonnen looking dudes going on TV to explain that normal Americans love shooting their dogs and dumping them in a gravel pit, in fact it's the state sport of whatever Dakota she's from
