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This is the true tragedy.

Fuck i just realized the country music songs that are going to be written about this

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Heard this story on the BBC today and I cannot even express how happy it makes me … www.bbc.com/news/article...

Hip-hop act Cypress Hill make 28-year-old Simpsons joke come true - BBC Newswww.bbc.com A 1996 episode called Homerpalooza saw Cypress Hill mistakenly booking the London Symphony Orchestra.

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Your move, Hemingway

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Nor is the history of fanatics half so striking in respect to the measureless self-deception of the fanatic himself

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Things are bad but all the more reason for optimism of the will and rejection of doomerism and nihilism. Only way out is through.

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Happy Bloomsday. You should read Ulysses. Anyone who tells you that you shouldn't bother with Ulysses is just trying to keep you from the fundamental truths that James Joyce proclaimed (that Ireland sucks and you should have more sex, weirder the better)

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This is a bar for only the most straight heterosexual men. Cowboys, Construction workers, Cops, Leather Bound Bikers, Firefighters, Wrestlers, and Sailors. No girl stuff. Just sweaty heterosexual men being sweaty & heterosexual & male with each other. No femmes. All He/him. Males for males. M4M.

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this decision by the MLB that gambling is bad is brought to you by MLB partners FanDuel and Draft Kings sign up now for $300 in free bets with promotional code “TUCUPITA”

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My favorite silly historical conclusion is that, through much of history, one had to choose between philosophy or pants. Ancient Greece: philosophy, no pants. China: ample philosophy, rare pants. Rome: "Only barbarians wear pants!" Middle ages: monks doing the philosophy gave up pants.

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You can sing "Trump is a convicted felon" to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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Everyone on Twitter is trying to shit on the parade and everyone here is making the good jokes, we have the juice and they have lost the Mandate of Heaven

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fell off my chair laughing www.carscoops.com/2024/05/cybe...

The series of bad decisions was all caught on camerawww.carscoops.com Cybertruck Stuck On Ping Pong Mode In Flowing River

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OK I unironically love this.

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FILMMAKER: In my film I created Samantha as a cautionary tale about abandoning other humans. TECH COMPANY: At long last, we have created Samantha from the classic sci-fi movie HER

“The era of the detached, impersonal AI helper is coming to an end,” Kevin Roose writes. “Instead, we’re getting chatbots modeled after Samantha in ‘Her’ — with playful intelligence, basic emotional intuition and a wide range of expressive modes.”

A.I.’s ‘Her’ Era Has Arrivedwww.nytimes.com New chatbot technology can talk, laugh and sing like a human. What comes next is anyone’s guess.

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New Atlantic Article- Is Not Soiling Yourself at Your Desk the New ‘Quiet Quitting?’ by Houston Van Douche

shitting myself on Teams so people know I’m dedicated to the grind

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how's work?

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Eventually, every Cybertruck is going to look like the Millennium Falcon LEGO my son and I put together last year. Parts falling off, owners too lazy to repair

Holy shit. This thing is built like an R/C car. No, really.

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my kingdom for a sports television experience that does not include information about sports betting

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tired: brain worms jokes wired: acknowledging RFK Jr.'s serious and sober dedication to the family legacy of having his political career ended by missing brain matter

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I am trying Mr. Box.

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Lex Luthor: AND THEN I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD! NYT: Luthor Lays Out Unorthodox Plan For Global Governance

You know what, point to all the superhero writers who have their villains lay out the plan in detail out loud. You were right. They do indeed do that. It turns out the thing you got wrong is the part where the good guys stop them. You didn't write unrealistic villains, you wrote unrealistic heroes.

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"Your life should not be a museum." "Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets."

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Nobody under the age of 38 has voted in a U.S. presidential election where the Republicans got the most votes. Nobody under the age of 54 has voted in *two* presidential elections where the Republicans got the most votes.

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It’s hard to say what’s more foreign about Empire Records today: the concept of a record store or the concept of selling out.

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Remember to wear your eclipse glasses when you look up at this sexy son of a bitch. Happy Rex Manning day!

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A friendly reminder.

Happy @rexmanningday.bsky.social to every one! Damn the man. Save the Empire.

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today is the only day you can post this